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I saw this prompt on tumblr and had a laugh. Describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine! Ill start:

Therese Orycia: spear wielding elf with daddy issues consistently and constantly burns bridges with loved ones. 
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Welp, I gotta admit, that's a terrible way to describe it.

I suppose I'll go next:

Edgar Gandervalt: Prodigal catboy genius nearly starves to death in his bedroom because the door is locked from the outside.

Kokoporo Apaporo: Momma's boy finally moves out of the goddamn house.
Rihxo: Pretty cat-lady decides to walk home from the bar and almost dies.

Arata: Uh oh, it looks like Garleans! Better run!

Adelaide: The Dangers of Too Much Magitek
Terrible woman confuses "love" for "a knife or few in the back," doesn't understand why it's such a big deal.
Aekira: Sad man inspired to start a business after losing everyone he ever loved.

Alternatively, for Hiro: Local amnesiac is falling, in STYLE.
Mhaya: Traumatized gladiator and friends are up to no good, causing mischief and making bad puns when in each others' company.
Nanagi: Mage discovering her parents died in the most typical way.......
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Amalj'aa.
Marcy: A Lana Del Rey song, but without the daddy.
Gogonji: Supposed self-proclaimed super-smart egotistical prick doesn't fact-check and goes on a warpath that risks throwing all of Eorzea under the bus for his own personal agenda. Not the least bit apologetic afterward, still wants to use Eorzea as a weapon.

Chachanji: Childish dunce reads too many storybooks, wants to be a hero, and throws a tantrum when his father wants him to do real work. Runs away from home because "SCREW YOU DAD" and only has second thoughts after the Garleans burn his home down.

Judge: LIZARD GRANDPA HIDES FROM OVERLY DRAMATIC PAST BEHIND DARK ARMOR AND LOUD NOISES. ALSO HORSE.
Communism.
Red Duck - AKA Akuma Clone
Kurt Steel : Son of a pirate kicked out of the house. Does the things for gil. The Walking Disappointment (season 3.15)

Nah Amariyo : Daddy's girl kills mommy dearest. Lies about moving on. Shoves herself into hero making machine. Totally not escapism the movie.

Ramona Spencer : Whiny attention seeker comes into gil inheritance too early. Develops obsession for white haired boy. Spirals into yandereism.
Full grown man with daddy issues, still behaving like teenager.
U'roh Tia: Catboy decides to stupidly challenge the Tribe Nunh, loses and becomes a Dragoon Shounen Hero.

The end.
Small child sells soul for friendship and a "Hero of Justice" membership card.
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