Goooood evening goodevening goodevening goodevening goodevening!  Yes, it's that time of the fortnight again folks, where we reveal to you which mystical magical attractions are to be held at the Sunny Seaside Bar 4!

This week, in a break from tradition and in no way related to last week, the entertainment is provided by none other than... you.  All of you, in fact (If you're willing).  We're seeking storytellers.  Orators for the ages.  Bards with the ability to shape words of such power and grace so as to whisk their audience away to far-flung lands, captivate them with chronicles of great adventures, daring-do and feats of such bravery to inspire the listener to take up the sword and fight!  Fight for all they hold dear!  Tales to titillate, stories of illicit l'amour under the loving eyes of Menphina, of love so strong it shines a light to rival that of Azeyma's sun.  Stories to shed tears of laughter over misadventures and mockery.  We'll even stretch to allowing budding songstresses to serenade us, should there be any willing.

It's a story night, in short!

Come along in your finest formal beachwear, sup from the most marvelous cocktails, and relax in the atmosphere that only the beautiful Hidden Falls can provide!

As with prior bar nights, we'll be opening ourselves up for business at the 19th bell, with storytelling beginning at... roughly, the 20th.  Give or take.  The course of true love never did run smooth, and we do so love you all*, so allow some leeway!

We hope to see (and hear) you all there!

*We love you so much that Inarah and Kilid will be delaying their honeymoon by a full day to see that the bar opens!  Such is their dedication to you all.  Tales that make the pair giggle will be most appreciated.

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Line up folks, so we can send you reeling in disbelief this week!  Hooked your attention yet?  Are you waiting with baited breath? Great!  This week we're going to be down by the shore, casting our net for customers and fishing up a storm*!

As ever, stroll on up around the nineteenth bell for a few drinks, and if you're feeling game for a little game, the main event starts at the twentieth!  Basic rods, bait and stools will be provided for all who are so inclined, and the ever-magical something nice™ to whosoever claims the largest catch of the night, with bonus prizes to second and third.

That's really all there is to it this week folks, we didn't see any reason to make a big splash, so we're going to be sailing 'pon calm seas all night.

(Pray forgive us for the puns)

Sea you there!

Kilid


* Any bad weather that occurs is in no way down to these jokes, we swear.  They're bad, but they're not that bad.

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It's as simple as it sounds folks, we'll be providing level 1 rods, and basic bait.  All you all need to do is settle down on the shore, and cast for as long as you're inclined! (sorry) Turn in your biggest catch when you're done, and Inarah'll make a note as to who who caught what.  If you're there at the end of the night, we'll let you know if you're a winner!  If you're not, we'll mail you, so there's no need to stick it out all evening.

The biggest three catches take their owner home a prize.

That's it!  Simple.

As usual, the bar will be open all night, selling drinks to those who just want a slightly more quiet, but still social atmosphere.

And remember folks.  This time, it's fishing, and that means but one thing...