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RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Melkire - 05-15-2015
Bryn speaks from shameless experience... and then wonders why I roast her for it.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Cest - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 04:12 PM)Warren Castille Wrote: I'm not a machine, people. I can't help it so many unhappy relationships turn to my Highmander.
Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-15-2015
Osric: you wish you could roast Bryn, half-Hyur. How are things in the Flames, by the way? I heard that the danger of recent events have been exaggerated, and things are mostly... 'armless.
Warren: You should try being a machine. It works very well for Dogberry.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Shas - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 04:08 PM)Erik Mynhier Wrote:(05-15-2015, 04:01 PM)Warren Castille Wrote:(05-15-2015, 04:00 PM)Faye Wrote: Warren Castille never makes me happy.
Not my fault an unnamed Nunh can't do it first.
Warren always has my wife sit on his rocks....(at grindstone)
Letting your wife sit on Warren's rocks....got a divorce lawyer right up the block. Clio's taking everything though.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Warren Castille - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 04:17 PM)Barnabaix Haurtfelle Wrote: Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.
The couple that slays together stays together.
The couple that beats together eats together.
The couple that reaps together sleeps together.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Ha'uruh Nunh - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 04:23 PM)Warren Castille Wrote:(05-15-2015, 04:17 PM)Barnabaix Haurtfelle Wrote: Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.
The couple that slays together stays together.
The couple that beats together eats together.
The couple that reaps together sleeps together.
Warren never calls his mother.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Warren Castille - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 04:28 PM)Hauruh Nunh Wrote: Warren never calls his mother.
I'm on the phone with her right now thank you very much.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Kage - 05-15-2015
Howl's real name is so hard to pronounce or spell we have to use a nickname.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Melkire - 05-15-2015
Bryn, I'm not surprised how misinformed you are, given your obsession with prosthetics. Suppose that's what happens when you're incapable of getting the real thing.
Warren, that's not how you use a phone.
Howl, given the silent hiss, your name should be rightfully be House. Fits with the crystal meth theme, too.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Steel Wolf - 05-18-2015
I can't ever read your forum name and not think "Milky" instead. I dunno whether to smile or try to dunk cookies into your face.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Makyn Loneseeker - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 07:12 AM)Steel Wolf Wrote: I can't ever read your forum name and not think "Milky" instead. Â I dunno whether to smile or try to dunk cookies into your face.Plus even if you're the biggest target in the world, his throwing arm is awful. (/throw.... Miss!)
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Kellach Woods - 05-18-2015
You can roast bakyn but why would you want to when you can pan fry this guy.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Kage - 05-18-2015
You guys don't got any fire in your bellies?! What's with the shoddy roasting T_T
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Sophia_Grave - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 03:03 PM)Kage Wrote: You guys don't got any fire in your bellies?! What's with the shoddy roasting T_TSome of us need a little more than half a beer to get a fire going. But it's alright, I'm sure that's plenty for a wee Lalafell <3
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-18-2015
(05-18-2015, 03:40 PM)Apl_Juice Wrote:(05-18-2015, 03:03 PM)Kage Wrote: You guys don't got any fire in your bellies?! What's with the shoddy roasting T_TSome of us need a little more than half a beer to get a fire going. But it's alright, I'm sure that's plenty for a wee Lalafell <3
Oh hey Sophia. How's that whole 'capture-Brynhilde-and-give-her-to-your-superiors' mission going?
Because Bryn's still over here.
Having beach parties.
Banging a hunky Roe.
Generally being a badass bitch.