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RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:14 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

Yes, being double-teamed by a moral-less drunkard with a bad accent and no leg to stand on in regards to anything... and Dogberry. My dreams truly have come true.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aaron - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.
Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:17 PM)Aaron Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.
Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!

True, she's like tic tac toe. Played by all, and really easy.

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:15 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:14 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

Yes, being double-teamed by a moral-less drunkard with a bad accent and no leg to stand on in regards to anything... and Dogberry. My dreams truly have come true.

It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:28 PM)Dogberry Wrote: It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

I think that's everyone's Grindstone record.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:29 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:28 PM)Dogberry Wrote: It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

I think that's everyone's Grindstone record.

That's why I don't really do the Grindstone. If I want to contemplate the futility of life, I'll make myself some coffee, smoke some clove cigarettes, and listen to Joy Division like a normal person.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:27 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

Big words coming from a tiny little untermensch.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:37 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:27 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

Big words coming from a tiny little untermensch.

Big words coming from Nero Lite. So, how long is the arc until Eva finally eats it angry and recalcitrant in a dirty warehouse?


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aaron - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:17 PM)Aaron Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.
Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!

True, she's like tic tac toe. Played by all, and really easy.

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.
Its OK to hate on how much attention Aarons sister gets when Eva has the lost city of climax down her pants.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:38 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:37 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:27 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

Big words coming from a tiny little untermensch.

Big words coming from Nero Lite. So, how long is the arc until Eva finally eats it angry and recalcitrant in a dirty warehouse?

Please.

As if Evangeline would settle for destroying one city. It will come right after the arc where Chachanji actually does something useful.

Please look forward to it, coming summer 2035.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:46 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: As if Evangeline would settle for destroying one city.

Oh, right, of course. Why fail at causing change in one city when you can fail at causing change in all of them? You must be looking forward to Heavensward. Eva gets to return to her very first failure. It'll be just like a high school reunion - with just as much posturing and overbearing sense of worthlessness.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:50 PM)Gegenji Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:46 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: As if Evangeline would settle for destroying one city.

Oh, right, of course. Why fail at causing change in one city when you can fail at causing change in all of them? You must be looking forward to Heavensward. Eva gets to return to her very first failure. It'll be just like a high school reunion - with just as much posturing and overbearing sense of worthlessness.

Fortunately Gegenji doesn't have to travel back to his failures, they follow him with every step. Must be convenient.


RE: Roast A Person Above You! - McBeefâ„¢ - 05-19-2015

(05-19-2015, 02:42 PM)Aaron Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:22 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:17 PM)Aaron Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
(05-19-2015, 02:11 PM)Aaron Wrote: Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.
Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!

True, she's like tic tac toe. Played by all, and really easy.

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.
Its OK to hate on how much attention Aarons sister gets when Eva has the lost city of climax down her pants.

More of a undiscovered cave.

Lost city implies it was inhabited at some point.

I'm sure Aaron has a lot of similar experience with his undiscovered tower.