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RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Warren Castille - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 10:58 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I can't really blame her. Parts of Dogberry can be set to vibrate. Mortal men just can't compete.
And the true men can get the same effect without replacing their bits with bots! It's okay to need equipment for your equipment, we won't judge you to your face.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - FloriaRaine - 05-15-2015
Rini Kett got her last name from always ... taking a break of that kett-kat bar !
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Hammersmith - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:00 AM)Warren Castille Wrote:(05-15-2015, 10:58 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I can't really blame her. Parts of Dogberry can be set to vibrate. Mortal men just can't compete.
And the true men can get the same effect without replacing their bits with bots! It's okay to need equipment for your equipment, we won't judge you to your face.
...What can we say about Warren that hasn't been beaten out of him already and sold for prize money?
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Warren Castille - 05-15-2015
Oh, Edda? You're still here?
-Everyone, everywhere
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Leggerless - 05-15-2015
Arbiter? I don't remember assigning him that role.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:00 AM)Warren Castille Wrote:(05-15-2015, 10:58 AM)Dogberry Wrote: I can't really blame her. Parts of Dogberry can be set to vibrate. Mortal men just can't compete.
And the true men can get the same effect without replacing their bits with bots! It's okay to need equipment for your equipment, we won't judge you to your face.
Good, you can stick to judging catboy slapfights on Saturday nights instead.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Nebbs - 05-15-2015
I know he has Magitek legs.. but he has three of them
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - T'caska Khevo - 05-15-2015
Rhini seems just a little too close to that brother of hers, just sayin
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - RiniKett - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:02 AM)FloriaRaine Wrote: Rini Kett got her last name from always ... taking a break of that kett-kat bar !
Ouch, nice burn, now you've made a mess. Maybe Nebbs can clean it up with that mop on her head.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Leggerless - 05-15-2015
How to find a Viper: they slither into conversations.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Warren Castille - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:06 AM)Leggerless Wrote: How to find a Viper: they slither into conversations.
They have to, some ain't go not legs.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Martiallais - 05-15-2015
Look for Arbiter, a cologne for men by Warren Castille coming soon to a marketplace near you. It smells of sweat and haterade, mixed with a dash of Miqo'te.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Nebbs - 05-15-2015
Cass girl punch.. is just that, she punches like a girl
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-15-2015
Just going to break kayfabe for this post and remind you all that I love you guys.
Keep up the awesome zingers.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - T'caska Khevo - 05-15-2015
Nebbs needs to spend more time bathing and less time digging up poo.