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RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Hammersmith - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:32 AM)Stormwind Wrote: Warren is a nice guy. No other person I have ever met doesn't have a high horse to get on.
No, Warren has his fucking rock.
That's an odd way to talk about Broke Back Mountain.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Melkire - 05-15-2015
The real reason they're named after cast steel is because they're built and meant to take a lot of abuse. That's why he stands on that rock with a look that screams "butthurt": the fewer steps he has to take, the less it hurts back there. Talk about sore.
Your fellow Ala Mhigans would be devastated, Warren, but not so much as your ass, I think.
As for Bryn. Well. There's a good reason we call you highlanders "Sea Wolf spawn," race traitor.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Martiallais - 05-15-2015
Bryn's been trying to finish the Garlean Empire's work by ruining Ala Mhingans left and right.
After beating Odin, she's now able to go about this directly.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Melodia - 05-15-2015
Osric's Mod Hard Hat is his sleepwear.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Dogberry - 05-15-2015
Stormwind, buddy, I trust you about as far as I can throw you. Which, unfortunately for both of us, is pretty far.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-15-2015
Melodia indulges in the sex and love lives of others to assuage the relentless sense of numbness she feels.
Maybe don't go so rough next time.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Kage - 05-15-2015
Osric can never work for Jin'li again. A beard-less Osric is one creepy motherfucker.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - cuideag - 05-15-2015
Osric was cuter before he took that stupid turban off.
... also before he got all doe-eyed about lavenders.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Aya - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:38 AM)Kage Wrote: Osric can never work for Jin'li again. A beard-less Osric is one creepy motherfucker.Osric is actually the beard's name. The creepy fellow attached to it is just a hanger-on.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-15-2015
It's cute how Osric thinks of the Midlanders and the Highlanders as the same race. They're always trying to match up to us, bless their wee socks.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-15-2015
Well they're both terrible, so there's that.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Bryn - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:42 AM)Gegenji Wrote: Well they're both terrible, so there's that.
Did you say something, Gegs? I couldn't hear it over the sound of how puny you are.
How's the 20kg PR squat coming along, lil' guy?
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Gegenji - 05-15-2015
(05-15-2015, 11:44 AM)Bryn Wrote:(05-15-2015, 11:42 AM)Gegenji Wrote: Well they're both terrible, so there's that.
Did you say something, Gegs? I couldn't hear it over the sound of how puny you are.
How's the 20kg PR squat coming along, lil' guy?
It's cute how you think size matters. I thought that was a guy thing. Though I suppose there's not much difference in Highlanders, huh?
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Kage - 05-15-2015
It's cute how Chachan and Bryn are trying to be the genderbent Sultana and Raubahn.
RE: Roast A Person Above You! - Unnamed Mercenary - 05-15-2015
Don't any of you have work to do at your jobs?!