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RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Virella - 02-01-2016
Avelyn: Warrior woman gets fucked over by several people. Deals with this by fucking things up more instead of solving issues. And alcohol.
Virella: Racist, xenophobic elezen makes bad life choices, including getting a halfbreed baby with a hyur. Is still racist and xenophobic, and doesn’t see the flaw in it.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Eses Fafa - 02-01-2016
Emotionless catgirl who fakes being happy and gets blamed for everything.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Jana - 02-01-2016
Stupid cat fails the grieving process.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Leggerless - 02-02-2016
Elise: Ex-military officer who sometimes has to choke a bitch.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Chompie - 02-02-2016
(02-01-2016, 11:22 PM)Jana Wrote: Stupid cat fails the grieving process.Ooh, I gotta try that one! Sounds like fun!
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Cassandra - 02-02-2016
Cassandra: Mouthed off to daddy, lost an eye for it and now pretends she's too badass for Eorzea; discovers the vagabond life doesn't pay all that well along the way. Still too badass to ask for help though.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - zanrike - 02-02-2016
Z'Thara: Sadistic catgirl with abandonment issues.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Rosamund - 02-02-2016
Inarah: Friendless loser runs away from home.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Kaiya - 02-02-2016
Kaiya: Sent to boarding school to be the greatest bookworm. She succeeds.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Kellach Woods - 02-02-2016
Kellach:
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Sylvie:
Uppity duskwight thinks it's people, news at elezen.
Better effort: Duskwight clings to nobility and land that hasn't been seen in 500 years, is barely 19.
Sasati:
All the holiness and good you can get in a tiny, Mary Sue package.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - mongi291 - 02-02-2016
Isaulde: He dies, you die, I die, everyone dies. Little tomboyish Elezen becomes a Sith.
Ume: Garlemald destroys Doma, a ninja flees and hates on Garleans. AKA Originality. With 20% more ninjas.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Jana - 02-02-2016
(02-02-2016, 06:25 AM)Chompie Wrote:(02-01-2016, 11:22 PM)Jana Wrote: Stupid cat fails the grieving process.Ooh, I gotta try that one! Sounds like fun!
Dealing with the loss of a loved one by attempting genocide generally isn't approved of by psychiatric professionals.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - TK Hikaru - 02-02-2016
Chouwa: Homeless mutt joins gang. Escapes jail time by getting on a boat.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - DoomsdayClock - 02-02-2016
The Keeper : Clanless Keeper makes the worst friends and life choices
The Roegadyn : Handicapped Roegadyn solves all problems by punching
The Noble : Murderer is no longer sure who to murder, adopts child instead.
The Killer: Insane Revolutionary turns people into candy colored rocks.
The Lalafel Crimelord struggles with crime vs. Public Opinion. Frequently cannot reach drinks on tabletops
The Au Ra : Lonely lizard is overly concerned with masculinity. Carries an overly long spear to compensate
The Elezen : Crazy cat lady winds up homeless and unemployed. Still keeps cats.
The Highlander : Bro spends all of his time picking on overweight ginger. Claims to be father of the year, daughter is never seen.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Nodem - 02-02-2016
A: Cat turns into a dragon and steals another dragon's identity.
Y: Typical fall from grace princess that blames an entire race for her problems.