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RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Lamia - 02-02-2016
Levinth: Last living son of oldest ishgardian noble family becomes a talking wall attempting to master politics and stab things with a stick repeatedly.
Lamia: Ex-ishgardian athiest flees home and attempts to change the world through fashion, hair, makeup and jewelry.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Martiallais - 02-04-2016
Martiallais: Youngest child is blacklisted/dubbed black sheep of the family for choosing family over religion. Then becomes every fantasy knight cliche ever in an attempt to save everyone.
Aedan: Yo ho yo ho, it's a pirate's life for me!...except he's only good at axe murdering people and terrible at actual ship duties. Grows a conscious (sort of) and decides to axe murder (mostly) monsters for Maelstrom, money, and hot ladies.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Askier - 02-04-2016
Askier Mergrey: Angry Garlean deserter turned terrorist who's abusive disposition toward his son is only sated during his constant self destructing boozing and whoring while chain smoking his lungs black.
Jin'li Epinoch: Rape survivor goes insane from traumatic childhood and goes about plunging the world into chaos as a coping mechanism.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Tamm'lin - 02-05-2016
Tamm'lin Maertena; Entirely too energetic catgirl murders a dude who totally deserved it with her best friend, who is also a potato, then runs away - Only to start a life of crime that really is mostly just mean girling the other bandits.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Lady Whiteraven - 02-05-2016
Benedict: Dirty bum with way too many emotional issues seeks meaning to life while butchering people who piss him off.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - FuzzyMattress - 02-08-2016
Sacred Ash:Socially Awkward Roegadyn is doomed from birth to become a demonic ingredient, so he decides to delve even deeper into the study of dark arts while working as a butler.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Rowe - 02-08-2016
Socially inept knight fanboy-who-looks-like-a-girl tries and fails to make friends / adventuring buddies!
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Andromeda - 02-08-2016
Iris - The most unlikely series of events to ever produce an Ishgardian noble. Ever.Â
Izayoi - Turns out Eorzea didn't need more couriers.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Parvacake - 02-11-2016
Lili - Such MILF. Many children. Sky pirates and guns. Wow.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Cato - 02-11-2016
Ill-fated idealistic Garlean half-breed with conflicted loyalties and a heavy burden atop his shoulders.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Asmodean - 02-17-2016
Aimless wander trying to find himself, ends up adopting a unicolt. Now just tried to fun work to the feed the little monster's unending hunger. Willing to work for food.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Syerra - 02-17-2016
Syerra: Idealist orphan claws her way up the social ladder, only to fall in love with heir to merchant nobility. Fate ties them together. Their secret lives may tear them apart.
(( Seriously, from this point of view, it's a Nicholas Sparks novel. XD ))
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - TheLastCandle - 02-17-2016
Yvelont: Exiled knight returns home, "dies;" becomes Batman with dragon motif.
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Koh'a Vhefra - 02-17-2016
24 year old with PTSD and has an extensive background of being sheltered through his entire life for mating.
Doesn't know how to read properly & always gullible. (he is progressing though)
RE: Describe your backstory in the worst way! - Pastry Army - 04-13-2016
Blind woman learns how to punch things really good like. Starts to get into lots of fights and teaching people how to punch good to.