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Primal Urges - Momoka - 03-06-2016 So not knowing where else to post this, but having to share it with the world, I bring to you Tzero Ondai's masterpiece: Primal Urges. I did not write this work of art, I am merely spreading its light to the world. ENJOY! They say all across the land that all that you need to conjure your desire is some faith and some creed but I just can't master this eorzean art cuz try as I might I can't summon your heart But that's okay baby, my cup's still half-full like half this fuckin server let's keep it casual I'll be Good King Mog and I'll lower my guard And you be Ravana so I can Thok that ast hard If I was hung like Thordan would you be my girl If you were leviathan would my dick be your whorl I know you got your eyes on Sephirot and not me But you haven't even seen my extreme Striking Tree Titan's a beefcake, can't lie, I'm a fan But when you're around he just can't be my man So I would, if I could, break his heart just for you But I don't think that I would survive his phase 2 CHORUS I'll be Ifrit, hot as hellfire, get us a room Feel my love erupt in you like a radiant plume Do you have Limitless Blue balls, or are you dry as Void Ark? Then let me slap your ass so hard it'll leave a Bismarck So say yes to my ready check, baby don't be a fool If you're down then the boss won't be the only thing I pull No strings attached, you're not the cuddling type You'll be gone like a healer after one Alex wipe CHORUS RE: Primal Urges - Tzero - 03-06-2016 I couldn't have picked a better post to introduce myself to the RP community at large. It's provocative in every sense of the word. |