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Public Service Announcement - GloryRhodes - 01-09-2015 The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah
Would like to remind the citizenry
That Free Paladins are not Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement
Anelia Sadowyn
Is not a member of the Sultansworn
If she attempts to subdue or detain you
Please alert the nearest Brass Blades
Do Not Follow Her or Submit to Her Authority
If you see a Free Paladin impersonating Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement please inform legitimate authorities.
DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELF
FREE PALADINS ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS
This advertisement paid for by:
The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah, Paladins in Service to
Her Royal Majesty Nanamo Ul Namo, Sultana of Ul'Dah, Jewel of The Desert
RE: Public Service Announcement - Melkire - 01-09-2015 Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah,
We would like to remind you that
You are not Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement
You are not Brass Blades.
If you attempt to subdue or detain Citizens
Outside your Jurisdiction We will alert the proper authorities.
You are Glorified Bodyguards.
That is all.
Dear Citizenry, should you see a Sultansworn impersonating Ul'Dahn Law Enforcement, please inform your local Brass Blades.
DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELVES
SULTANSWORN ARE DERANGED AND DANGEROUS
This letter addressed to
The Sworn Swords of Ul'Dah
on behalf of
Our Constabulary
and
Our Military
RE: Public Service Announcement - McBeefâ„¢ - 01-09-2015 "Law Enforcement" of Uldah,
We would like to remind you that
All true Authority comes from the will of the people
You are our Jailors.
If you attempt to subdue or detain citizens
We will inform you of our rights.
You are Glorified Hounds of Tyrants..
That is all.
Dear Citizenry, should you see a Brass Blade, Sultansworn, or Flame attemping to force their will upon others, please assume the protest position.
DO NOT ENGAGE THEM YOURSELVES
THEY ARE ALL MAD WITH POWER AND DANGEROUS
This letter addressed to
The People
on behalf of
The People
and
The Republic of Ul'dah Revolutionary Council
RE: Public Service Announcement - Gegenji - 01-09-2015 Citizens of Ul'Dah,
We would like to remind you that
Hugs are pretty awesome.
Ya should stop all th' fightin'
'n feudin' 'n stuff!
Be frands! Um... please?
Especially ya 'Sworn 'n Blades.
Yer both out ta halp people fer differin' reasons, right? No need ta be fightin' each other! So... um...
Yeah.
This letter addressed to
Everyone in Ul'Dah
on behalf of
A KoncerConserWorried Lalafell
RE: Public Service Announcement - Kage - 01-09-2015 Kage just reads and listens to all of the new announcements, shaking his head. The lalafell scoffs and throws the parchments into a random trash bin somewhere. "No word from the Blades? Of course..." RE: Public Service Announcement - Aduu Avagnar - 01-09-2015 /em reads the posts and whistles. "Glad I am not part of this." RE: Public Service Announcement - Parvacake - 01-09-2015 Lili looked down at the paper, followed with announcement after announcement. A frown creased her brow before she leaned back in her office chair with a sigh. "Seems I relocated us just in time..." RE: Public Service Announcement - McBeefâ„¢ - 01-09-2015 (01-09-2015, 06:03 PM)Kage Wrote: Kage just reads and listens to all of the new announcements, shaking his head. The lalafell scoffs and throws the parchments into a random trash bin somewhere. A paper flutters and hits Kage in the Face. Quote: RE: Public Service Announcement - Telluride - 01-09-2015 Dear Uldan Authorities of all kinds, Please keep bickering! Militaristic shenanigans and obvious public chicanery encourage the citizenry to seek distraction from the stress your disagreements bring to them. This helps to line the pockets of bards throughout Thanalan. Yours, The Bards of Eorzea. P.S. - We take Requests. P.P.S. - Momodi has ten times the personal power than any of you worthless thugs, politicos and rabble-rousers possess. Question this at your peril. RE: Public Service Announcement - Aya - 01-09-2015 Sworn Swords, Brass Blades,
Immortal Flames, Citizens, of Ul'dah, Visitors, and Travelers to the Jewel of the Desert We would like to inform you of where
You may find the best food and drinks in the city.
Buy a pint, or a glass today,
Share it with your friends, or meet new people!
Enjoy it over a freshly cooked and delicious meal, And forget all the troubles of the day!
Everyone deserves a little fun,
Visit the Quick Sand Today!
Dear Citizenry, should you see a pretty barmaid
Serving drinks with cheery smiles: PLEASE TIP HER GENEROUSLY
This letter addressed to
All the people of Ul'Dah
And all who may travel to or through Ul'dah on behalf of
Momodi
and
All Her Friends
RE: Public Service Announcement - Kage - 01-09-2015 The blue fiery haired lalafell is given another parchment to the face when he sees the advertisement by Aya. He grins, thinking of peanuts and ale. Time for another pouch to be left behind! RE: Public Service Announcement - Aaron - 01-09-2015 Give me money. *posts announcement* RE: Public Service Announcement - Kellach Woods - 01-09-2015 Kellach, grumbling after an escort had gone poorly due to the caravan master being heavily drunk on the job, or so he claims, had been staring at the Jewel of the Desert at war with interposed pamphlets. Not believing his eyes, he decided to have a bit of fun at their expense.
Without looking at their contents, he'd nicked three posters and had gone somewhere quiet to write on their backs. Once finished, he'd find a well-located board, place them side-by-side with his revisions and leave.
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RESIDENTS OF UL'DAH
THESE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
ARE POLLUTING YOUR FAIR CITY.
HOW CAN THE JEWEL OF THE DESERT SHINE
IF IT IS WRAPPED IN PAPER
WHERE THE LIGHT OF THE SUN CANNOT STRIKE IT?
IF YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOUR CITY
MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS
LIKE PAPER FOR THE OUTHOUSE.
* Freeloaded for by the Yeomen Organization for Ul'dah
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
THE BRASS BLADES ARE NOTHING MORE
THAN EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT LAND PIRATES.
IF THEY DETAIN YOU
PAY THEM IN GIL
BECAUSE IT IS FOR COIN FIRST AND COUNTRY LAST.
IF YOU NEED HELP
CONTACT A SULTANSWORN
THOSE OF THE FLAME
OR AN ADVENTURER
EVEN IF THEY CANNOT HELP
THEY WILL AT LEAST LISTEN
UNLIKE A BRASS BLADE.
* Information gathered by the Association for the Restoration of Serenity and Etiquette
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GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH
THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI
WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS. THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF INSIDE THE QUICKSAND SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF. * Mockingly placed by the High Order for Learning, Education and Study
RE: Public Service Announcement - Aaron - 01-09-2015 GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS. THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF INSIDE THE QUICKSAND SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF. ^ this RE: Public Service Announcement - Aldotsk - 01-10-2015 Anelia takes a look at the announcement and scoffed at the paper with a slight laugh. "Oh boy, Teledji Adeledji will not be happy with me again this time. But especially when I am being accused of stealing their job..." She thinks about it for a while when it was the last time she was in charge of arresting anyone. .... For a long while, none. In fact, she only has only assisted the Sworns in arresting people. Not that she should be blamed for such. She thought about it, and she can only think of one person's name in terms of pulling this stunt to post a public announcement. "...Stone." She sighed and took the announcement paper and slips it into her pocket. She needed to have a word with the rest of Sultansworns. |