kay soooo....i got two that i don't really see as funny (sadness) but i'll mush em
together for a small flashbackish story :3
ah here's a good one!
"C'amon, c'amoooonnnnn!!!! IT's suppose to be FUUUNN!" Cliodhna slurred, giggling as she leaned on the smaller woman.
"Thaliak's Grace..." Jancis murmured softly, her face beet red as she struggled to hold Clio's weight.
"Jancis, Jancis, JANCIS! This isa isa partyy~~YYYYYYYYYYY!!!! It's NO fun ifn you...if you.....Wat???" Dissolvs into giggles; forgetting her train of thought.
Suddenly another drunk leaned into Jancis; offering a rather lewd proposition. As her cheeks turned a darker shade of scarlet; Cliodhna good naturedly gave the man a hard shove; knocking him to the floor. "AY! She's with ME toni buddy!" The other drunk scrambling away. "SO hand's offffa!"
"L-lady Cliodhna! I dare say it's time we go home!" Jancis pleaded, regretting her accepting the invitation in the first place.
Cliodhna looked at Jancis, her features turning into a small frown. "But I'm ha-han-having fun! I'll keep em offa ya, so just relax!" She pouted, tilting the bottle to take another loong pull from it. "Just lemme grab ano-anotabothoer drink before we leaves?"
Jancis sighed and slumped further into her seat; repeating prayers to see her through the night, wincing as another bottle crashed into the wall nearby.
together for a small flashbackish story :3
ah here's a good one!
"C'amon, c'amoooonnnnn!!!! IT's suppose to be FUUUNN!" Cliodhna slurred, giggling as she leaned on the smaller woman.
"Thaliak's Grace..." Jancis murmured softly, her face beet red as she struggled to hold Clio's weight.
"Jancis, Jancis, JANCIS! This isa isa partyy~~YYYYYYYYYYY!!!! It's NO fun ifn you...if you.....Wat???" Dissolvs into giggles; forgetting her train of thought.
Suddenly another drunk leaned into Jancis; offering a rather lewd proposition. As her cheeks turned a darker shade of scarlet; Cliodhna good naturedly gave the man a hard shove; knocking him to the floor. "AY! She's with ME toni buddy!" The other drunk scrambling away. "SO hand's offffa!"
"L-lady Cliodhna! I dare say it's time we go home!" Jancis pleaded, regretting her accepting the invitation in the first place.
Cliodhna looked at Jancis, her features turning into a small frown. "But I'm ha-han-having fun! I'll keep em offa ya, so just relax!" She pouted, tilting the bottle to take another loong pull from it. "Just lemme grab ano-anotabothoer drink before we leaves?"
Jancis sighed and slumped further into her seat; repeating prayers to see her through the night, wincing as another bottle crashed into the wall nearby.
too sexy to keep unhidden