OK, then what about these?
- "Win A Date With Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn" is not acceptable idea for a Maelstrom recruitment drive.
- "FLOORS NOT AS STICKY AS THE QUICKSAND" is not a good way to advertise The Drowning Wench.
- Similarly, putting on a white whale costume and bringing a mammet band to perform is not welcome at the Bismarck.
- For twelves' sake, there is no Upper Limsa Lominsa Commerce Revitalization Corps, and even if there was I am not the captain of it.
- Seal Rock is not the location of a "sick ass night club", no matter how funny I find it to tell people I'm "clubbin'" there.
- "Have you tried turning it off and on again" is not a helpful suggestion when attempting to fix a piece of magitek equipment.
- "See? That always works" is not a helpful comment after turning it off and on again works.
- Goobbue are dangerous animals and nobody is benefiting from outfitting each one with googly eyes to make them look cute.
- "Win A Date With Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn" is not acceptable idea for a Maelstrom recruitment drive.
- "FLOORS NOT AS STICKY AS THE QUICKSAND" is not a good way to advertise The Drowning Wench.
- Similarly, putting on a white whale costume and bringing a mammet band to perform is not welcome at the Bismarck.
- For twelves' sake, there is no Upper Limsa Lominsa Commerce Revitalization Corps, and even if there was I am not the captain of it.
- Seal Rock is not the location of a "sick ass night club", no matter how funny I find it to tell people I'm "clubbin'" there.
- "Have you tried turning it off and on again" is not a helpful suggestion when attempting to fix a piece of magitek equipment.
- "See? That always works" is not a helpful comment after turning it off and on again works.
- Goobbue are dangerous animals and nobody is benefiting from outfitting each one with googly eyes to make them look cute.
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