I'd like to post snippets of logs from a while back, of a serious life or death conversation by Natalie, Captain Anden of the Brass Blades, and Stank Balls, a Roe Brass Blade.
Quote:[20:23]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, there are two kinds of people in this world. Do you know what they are?
[20:24]Brass Blade scratches his head. "Bitches and whores, sir?"
[20:24]Anden Anduron sighs. Wearily. "No. Not that."
[20:24]Brass Blade: Oh.
Quote:[20:35]Anden Anduron turns back to them both.
[20:36]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, your output has been dismal. If Madagain weren't such an abominable liar, I would assume that his accusation of you skimming profits was real.
[20:36]Anden Anduron: You are no longer a Balls. You are a ... McBeef.
[20:36]Anden Anduron looks at the man.
[20:37]Brass Blade grimaces.
[20:37]Brass Blade: But... but SIR!
[20:37]Anden Anduron: Natalie, is it?
[20:37]Natalie Mcbeef: "Yes sir."
[20:37]Brass Blade hangs his head glumly. "But it's such a stupid name..."
[20:38]Anden Anduron: If you do not want to be affiliated with this lumbering pile of offal, you will take on a new surname.
[20:38]Anden Anduron: One that tells me you are -serious- about being a Brass Blade.
[20:38]Brass Blade glares at the cat. Clearly this is her fault.
[20:38]Anden Anduron: You have 48 hours to think of an appropriate one.
[20:38]Natalie Mcbeef: "Sir, I do not wish to be known as Natalie Balls."
Quote:[19:05]Anden Anduron: McBeef.
[19:05]Brass Blade grimaces. "Aye, sir."
[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Oh"
[19:05]Anden Anduron: No, -this- one.
[19:05]Brass Blade salutes Anden Anduron.
[19:05]Brass Blade farts.
[19:05]Anden Anduron scowls.
[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Of course sir."
Quote:[20:48]Brass Blade says, low, "You have no idea how hard I can fuck. If you get tired of lala dick, lemme know."