Okay okay... last one!
I hope.
I just went there anc clicked Refresh a few times for fun and giggles and I simply couldn't resist doing this one.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and the Muppet Show. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!
It was a dark night and the moon was full, shining through the mist in the streets and alleys of London. A perfect night for Halloween, but also a perfect night for hunting.The Hellsing organization's pet vampire Alucard was out to get a freak who was preying on children . As the freak has targeted mostly goths, it is a concern that he would go after kids dressed as vampire and this could not be allowed.
Unaware of the dangers, a group of friends stopped in a parc to decide whether to go back home or continue their run, as it was getting late. Among them was a frog disguised as a pirate, a rather energetic guy disguised as a ghost with a blanket with holes for his eye, and a blue eagle dressed as count Dracula, who seemed more intent on going back home, and a few other weirdos.
"The hour grows late, it would be wise to head back." said the blue guy.
To which the frog replied "Let's see how much candies we have so far?"
"CANDIES!" bellowed the ghost happily.
As the friends were making their count, a shiver ran down their spines as a strange man showed up, grinning madly in the night. His gaze was met by the brave blue eagle, the one dressed as Dracula as he defiantly put himself between his friends and the newcomer who looked rather... dangerous.
"May we help you in any way?"
The man simply gazed into his eyes and soon, the eagle was just staring blankly at him, until the man finally talked. "You want to be a vampire, you poser? Then go ahead and bite your friends, empty them of their blood and sate yourself." The frog looked pretty worried hearing that, unsurprisingly. "Uhm.. Sam? Sam, are you alright?" The eagle named Sam slowly turned toward the frog and raised his hands. "Bloooood!"
"AAAHHHHH! He's become a vampire!" The frog started running around in circle, followed by his friends, some of whom were really scared while others simply seemed to follow because it seemed like the thing to do. The hypnotised Sam of course went after them, and all were running around in circle.
At this point, another weird man walked calmly toward them dressed in red, his eyes hidden between round goggles. "You dare speak of insults and call yourself a vampire... You are nothing but a delusional freak who prey on the weak. Come find out what a true vampire is made of so I can send your impure soul into the deepest pits of hell."
It was all over very quick. The 'freak' attacked, and the vampire punched his open hand right through the guy's chest, turning him to dust in an instant. "Bah, no need to waste bullets on you... That you could even hypnotize anyone is a real joke, that guy must be a real puppet. It should wear off soon anyway..." And without further word or action, the vampire Alucard disappeared into the night, his job done.
Higher up,a pair of old geezers had watched the scene from their apartment balcony.
"Well I don't know the difference between a real and a false vampire but I know how vampires and this story are alike!"
"They both suck!"
And the two geezers laughed together.
FIN
I hope.
I just went there anc clicked Refresh a few times for fun and giggles and I simply couldn't resist doing this one.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and the Muppet Show. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!
It was a dark night and the moon was full, shining through the mist in the streets and alleys of London. A perfect night for Halloween, but also a perfect night for hunting.The Hellsing organization's pet vampire Alucard was out to get a freak who was preying on children . As the freak has targeted mostly goths, it is a concern that he would go after kids dressed as vampire and this could not be allowed.
Unaware of the dangers, a group of friends stopped in a parc to decide whether to go back home or continue their run, as it was getting late. Among them was a frog disguised as a pirate, a rather energetic guy disguised as a ghost with a blanket with holes for his eye, and a blue eagle dressed as count Dracula, who seemed more intent on going back home, and a few other weirdos.
"The hour grows late, it would be wise to head back." said the blue guy.
To which the frog replied "Let's see how much candies we have so far?"
"CANDIES!" bellowed the ghost happily.
As the friends were making their count, a shiver ran down their spines as a strange man showed up, grinning madly in the night. His gaze was met by the brave blue eagle, the one dressed as Dracula as he defiantly put himself between his friends and the newcomer who looked rather... dangerous.
"May we help you in any way?"
The man simply gazed into his eyes and soon, the eagle was just staring blankly at him, until the man finally talked. "You want to be a vampire, you poser? Then go ahead and bite your friends, empty them of their blood and sate yourself." The frog looked pretty worried hearing that, unsurprisingly. "Uhm.. Sam? Sam, are you alright?" The eagle named Sam slowly turned toward the frog and raised his hands. "Bloooood!"
"AAAHHHHH! He's become a vampire!" The frog started running around in circle, followed by his friends, some of whom were really scared while others simply seemed to follow because it seemed like the thing to do. The hypnotised Sam of course went after them, and all were running around in circle.
At this point, another weird man walked calmly toward them dressed in red, his eyes hidden between round goggles. "You dare speak of insults and call yourself a vampire... You are nothing but a delusional freak who prey on the weak. Come find out what a true vampire is made of so I can send your impure soul into the deepest pits of hell."
It was all over very quick. The 'freak' attacked, and the vampire punched his open hand right through the guy's chest, turning him to dust in an instant. "Bah, no need to waste bullets on you... That you could even hypnotize anyone is a real joke, that guy must be a real puppet. It should wear off soon anyway..." And without further word or action, the vampire Alucard disappeared into the night, his job done.
Higher up,a pair of old geezers had watched the scene from their apartment balcony.
"Well I don't know the difference between a real and a false vampire but I know how vampires and this story are alike!"
"They both suck!"
And the two geezers laughed together.
FIN