From Jancis Milburga to Otto Vann
By Nathan
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that red fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself
 
Got dressed up, for I was bored, in the best clothes I could afford
Thought that I would be the pinnacle of chic
Until I met up with the gent, who many stacks of gil had spent
Upon an outfit that left all the ladies weak
 
Spent many nights with many bands
Playing in taverns o'er the land
Seen many a dapper man along the way
But every suit that they can muster
Will just leave them wrought and flustered
When the Uldan king of fashion comes to play
 
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself
 
Prob'ly own a dozen houses, and your eye for ladies' blouses
Makes the other fashionistas cry to see
You may live your life for pleasure, but you're still the biggest treasure
That will grace all Thanalan's nobility
 
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself.
By Nathan
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that red fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself
 
Got dressed up, for I was bored, in the best clothes I could afford
Thought that I would be the pinnacle of chic
Until I met up with the gent, who many stacks of gil had spent
Upon an outfit that left all the ladies weak
 
Spent many nights with many bands
Playing in taverns o'er the land
Seen many a dapper man along the way
But every suit that they can muster
Will just leave them wrought and flustered
When the Uldan king of fashion comes to play
 
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself
 
Prob'ly own a dozen houses, and your eye for ladies' blouses
Makes the other fashionistas cry to see
You may live your life for pleasure, but you're still the biggest treasure
That will grace all Thanalan's nobility
 
Oh, Who are you taking home tonight?
Oh, To sit beside that fire light
With whom... are you sharing all your wealth
Oh, Otto Vann, come tell us all about yourself.