"Hello my Linkpearl Listening Loves, and welcome to Kali Kalrath, Lalalfell on the Path! It's that time once again for Eorzea's only linkshell-broadcast talkywand show! Thank you for putting on the pearl and listening in!
"And I hope you can hear me, because the din behind me in this broadcast is near-deafening! It's the talk of the realm, the spire of splendor, the lustrous locale, the Manderville Gold Saucer! Where the wise walk out wealthier, and the very air feeds dreams and delights!"
The dapper Lalafell strutted down the entrance hall towards the Entrance Square, "talkywand" in hand--a stick with a linkpearl lashed to the end. He would otherwise stand out in his gleaming old tux, but in the décor of the Saucer he was right at home. Still, he hoped that his show would not be utterly lost in the electricity of his chosen live broadcast location. Indeed, it would have been silly to not have a show here.
And so he would. And he continued on his monologue as he made his way down the hall.
"Friends, words utterly fail to describe the sights, but I will do my best to relay to you all I see...and all I see are lights and fine glasswork and flooring of the finest material...and the lights! Did I mention the lights? The Saucer gleams like a beacon for moths, and truly we are drawn just like them!"
Wait, did I just call everyone a moth? That was daft...nevermind--show must go on. Keep going, Kali.
"And so I'm here to ask the myriad new arrivals one question--one that would no doubt be on the minds of any who enter these gilded halls: What do you hope to experience while visiting the Gold Saucer?"
With that, he makes his way towards a random person, aiming his wand at you, a bright, winning grin plastered across his face.
"Pardon me, friend! I am Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path! Would you tell my linkpearl listeners what do you hope to experience during your time at the Gold Saucer?"
"And I hope you can hear me, because the din behind me in this broadcast is near-deafening! It's the talk of the realm, the spire of splendor, the lustrous locale, the Manderville Gold Saucer! Where the wise walk out wealthier, and the very air feeds dreams and delights!"
The dapper Lalafell strutted down the entrance hall towards the Entrance Square, "talkywand" in hand--a stick with a linkpearl lashed to the end. He would otherwise stand out in his gleaming old tux, but in the décor of the Saucer he was right at home. Still, he hoped that his show would not be utterly lost in the electricity of his chosen live broadcast location. Indeed, it would have been silly to not have a show here.
And so he would. And he continued on his monologue as he made his way down the hall.
"Friends, words utterly fail to describe the sights, but I will do my best to relay to you all I see...and all I see are lights and fine glasswork and flooring of the finest material...and the lights! Did I mention the lights? The Saucer gleams like a beacon for moths, and truly we are drawn just like them!"
Wait, did I just call everyone a moth? That was daft...nevermind--show must go on. Keep going, Kali.
"And so I'm here to ask the myriad new arrivals one question--one that would no doubt be on the minds of any who enter these gilded halls: What do you hope to experience while visiting the Gold Saucer?"
With that, he makes his way towards a random person, aiming his wand at you, a bright, winning grin plastered across his face.
"Pardon me, friend! I am Kali Kalrath, Lalafell on the Path! Would you tell my linkpearl listeners what do you hope to experience during your time at the Gold Saucer?"