(06-08-2015, 11:05 PM)Hammersmith Wrote: More Hammer use.Â
More hate.
More Violence.
Especially on the first date.
Quote:Flower knits an ugly sweater and forces Hammersmith to wear it.
Flower smiled brightly as she held up the bright yellow and green horror that was her first ever attempt at knitting. The arms were terribly off and the neck was probably way too small for the large Roe to fit through. "All done!"
"Yez hired me as yez bodyguard. Not a damned doll!" the Large elder Roe growled through the thick smoke that followed him around.
"But you are always topless. You have to be cold." she spoke as she attempted to climb up the brute's back like a child. "I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU!" she spoke as she attempted to shove it over his head; which wasn't working.
The Roe began to flail, trying to snatch at the small Au'ra that had hired him to protect her. "YEZ DRIVIN' ME CRAZY! GE'OFF!" he roared before the sound of ripping came. There he soon stood with the sweater down around his neck, ripped, but on.
"YAY!"
"Yez payin' me extra fer 'his."