"There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Isaulde Rabelais."
B-but, Santa! She saves people's lives! Sure, by killing other people, but... Aww.
"Wow Ume Kogane, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!"
Well, I disagree, because she kills for money, but... How did they guess she once saved two orphans? I'm legitimately scared.
"Well Glaive Aegis, right now your teetering on Santa's Nice List. You could help around the house more instead of watching so much television."
Considering that Glaive Aegis is basically my author avatar, that's fitting, I guess.
B-but, Santa! She saves people's lives! Sure, by killing other people, but... Aww.
"Wow Ume Kogane, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!"
Well, I disagree, because she kills for money, but... How did they guess she once saved two orphans? I'm legitimately scared.
"Well Glaive Aegis, right now your teetering on Santa's Nice List. You could help around the house more instead of watching so much television."
Considering that Glaive Aegis is basically my author avatar, that's fitting, I guess.