The goblin's gloved hands turned into a mace, furiously swinging down onto the Highlander's stomach. Khan responded, shaking and choking still, life leaving him.
"LIVE UPLANDER, LIIIIIVE! DO NOT LET A HOTDOG ENDMAKE YOU!" Cloudthoughts screamed, continuously whacking away at Khan's beer belly. Upon what seemed like two dozen hits, the chunk of hotdog finally left Khan's throat, smashing itself against the nearby wall.
"OHMYG-ADASDAD" Khan wheezed, almost throwing up. The watering old man that has faced down Imperials almost died from a fucking hotdog.
"You okay, Uplander?" the Goblin asked in a worried tone.
"Nay..." Khan shook his head, trembling and sweating as he realized: 'What if others didn't know how to survive from being murdered by a hotdog?'
"...W-We need'tae teach them... EMERGENCY MEETING AT SHROUDROSE TEAHOUSE. FIRST AID TRAINING--LET'S GO!"
Discord RP event taking place on Thursday, April 21st in the #rp-teahouse channel of the Teatime Discord, hosted by Khuron Khan!