Hydaelyn Role-Players

Goddammit see it did it again.

So you're literally phoning it in, then?

The title of the thread is "roast" the person above you, not "slap fight" the person above you.

Make with the flames you ninnies.

(05-19-2015, 11:33 AM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]The title of the thread is "roast" the person above you, not "slap fight" the person above you.

Sorry, was just following your example.

(05-19-2015, 11:33 AM)Warren Castille Wrote: [ -> ]Make with the flames you ninnies.

...wait, you're seriously trying to shove people into action with the word "ninny"? What are you, from the 1930s?

(05-19-2015, 11:34 AM)Gegenji Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2015, 11:33 AM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]The title of the thread is "roast" the person above you, not "slap fight" the person above you.

Sorry, was just following your example.

Boy, you couldn't follow in my footsteps if you stole my shoes.

I know you're a Doman, but heard you were here before all the Doman refugees arrived. I can only imagine what happened. Let me guess. There was a girl on the boat and you ran off until you hit land.

(05-19-2015, 11:35 AM)Steel Wolf Wrote: [ -> ]What are you, from the 1930s?

Why, does he seem familiar?

(05-19-2015, 11:46 AM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]Boy, you couldn't follow in my footsteps if you stole my shoes.

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away here. Why would I want to follow in your footsteps?

To begin with, they're not even yours. You lost your feet along with the rest of your lower half. And if "following in your footsteps" means everything that led up to that, then who in their right mind would want to? I'd like to do something a little less stupid.

Like listen to Minfilia.

(05-19-2015, 11:52 AM)Gegenji Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2015, 11:46 AM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]Boy, you couldn't follow in my footsteps if you stole my shoes.

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away here. Why would I want to follow in your footsteps?

To begin with, they're not even yours. You lost your feet along with the rest of your lower half. And if "following in your footsteps" means everything that led up to that, then who in their right mind would want to? I'd like to do something a little less stupid.

Like listen to Minfilia.

It was only my legs below my knees, thank you very much. And they're not lost. I know exactly where they are. Leviathan has them.

Dogberry wouldn't know how to roast a Lalafel if we gave him the fire and spit.

(05-19-2015, 12:54 PM)Aya Wrote: [ -> ]Dogberry wouldn't know how to roast a Lalafel if we gave him the fire and spit.

Aya, there's a very easy comeback to that line there. I'm sure I'm not the only one who sees it there. Something about a spit roast. I'd say it but that's just too easy for me.

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

What standards?

(05-19-2015, 01:32 PM)Gegenji Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-19-2015, 01:30 PM)Dogberry Wrote: [ -> ]Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.