Hydaelyn Role-Players

What it says on the tin.

Example:

"So I said to this lady, 'Hey, you've still got his head.  There has to be something you can do."

"I told the dragon, 'They took your wife for armor. They took your eggs and smashed them. They're right behind those gates.' "

Haukke Manor, Normal Mode:

"In my memoirs there is a passage in which I write with great fondness of a particular noble lady who had recently purchased a house in the Sorrel Haven. I met her on a buying mission, and our affair was intense, but all-too brief. When I was forced to leave, I swore that I would return, and she, despite my protests, insisted that when I did, I would find her as beautiful as the day she met.

Never did figure out which manor the passage references, though. I assume it was destroyed in the Calamity."

"According to scouts, the Empire's been poking around the wreck of the Agrius. Must be something valuable still there. Let's go kick 'em over and salvage as much of the parts as we can."

"Staying the night in the Vale! Can you imagine? Hah, I felt so tired I couldn't move on anymore. Good thing I didn't forget all that mythril I dug up in the Sagolii. Those miners even helped me carry it out in the morning. Coerthans are so nice."

"You heard about Mistbeard's treasure, yeah? Well, I heard tell there's some guide that's willin' to brave the mists to lead us there. Catch is, no one's e'er returned with aught in hand..."

"Of COURSE we have enough men to take back steel vigil, Its not like they have anything big leftover there..."

"and then we told this one lizard beast 'you are quite possibly the most ugly thing in all of Eorzea. We will rid your kind first.' suppose it didn't like that when it cried for its eikon."

"Twelve, is this prison even up to code anymore? We need to get looking into real estate."

"Hey you know what'd be funny? if we sent more people into Toto Rak. I hear people hate that place. Should totally send more people there for useless stuff just for the laughs."

Hibito took another bite of cheese, gesturing conversationally at the goblin he'd just befriended. "..'sgood stuff. Brayflox's ilk sure know their cheesemake, eh?" With a grin, he elbowed his companion in the ribs playfully.

"Shh..koh," the goblin fumed quietly. "Shh-koh. Shh-koh. SHHKOHSHHKOHSHHKOHSHHKOH." Hibito blinked and stared at the obviously perturbed goblin in wonder before it finally let out an exasperated "GRRRAHHHHH!!" Before Hibito could utter another word, the goblin had stormed off to bark orders at several of its kin.

The Lalafell paid little attention; after all, he didn't even know what a 'Looming Hottie' was. Instead, he sunk into a relaxed slouch beneath the palm tree he'd claimed for his resting spot and lost himself in cheesy goodness.

"You wouldn't believe the week I had! So I'm pokin' around the miner's guild fer permits what so I can go prospectin' out into the desert proper an' this feller comes up, real big feller what with airs' a adventure about 'im, see? An' he says, 'looks like yer lookin' fer some real treasures!' An' I says, 'well, yessir, I am, gotta find somethin' real lovely fer my, uh, boy.' So then he pulls out this paper, an' it looks real official! Words an' a map an' everythin', an he says, 'How do ya feel about ruins?' So I says, 'Well, I ain't ever rightly been to any but I hear they're pretty nice, what with bein' historical an' such.' An' he smiles an' hands me a quill an' says, 'Well, I think we can help eachother out here...'"

Jajara trails off and fidgets and generally gives the impression of incredible discomfort. "How was I s'posed to know there were mummies in them stones? It was an accident, I swear!"

[Drunk Nathan]

"Siren? Pfsshhftt. I can out play 'hic' and ou' sing her... any time I wanna... Yeah, I am willin' to 'hic' put m' lute where m' mouth is.. fine! We're goin'! An' you best 'pologize when I win this bet!"

"Guys... Guys, guys guys guys"

"I wanna pet the tonberries"