Currently I'm a fan of this one:
"It is said the Gods kill one of these cute creatures whenever a man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded."
- Gaelkitten 2015
(09-25-2015, 07:35 AM)Aaron Wrote: [ -> ]"It is said the Gods kill one of these cute creatures whenever a man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded."
- Gaelkitten 2015
This x 12,000,000
Berrod Gaelikitten genocide war criminal of the year 1577
It's not quite flavor text, but one of the quest objectives for the AST58 quest caught me off-guard and got a laugh out me. The past couple have had you healing people with Aspected Benefic, and you're doing it again in this one... but the last one before plot happens is: "Why aren't you still casting Aspected Benefic?"
(09-25-2015, 07:35 AM)Aaron Wrote: [ -> ]"It is said the Gods kill one of these cute creatures whenever a man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded."
- Gaelkitten 2015
...Wait.
WTF HAVE I JUST READ? O___o
It isn't flavor text, but my most favorite thing from the entire game is:
*drumroll*
"A BEAUTY REBORN"
So eager is Jannequinard to talk with you, it is almost as if there were a giant exclamation point hovering over his head.
I forgot the Lalafell in the Golden Bazaar.
"You get a pot, and YOU get a pot. Everyone gets a pot!"
This one, solely because I typically RP Seldi as a courier, so my reaction was kind of a sarcastic, "I don't know, Seldi, do you??"
(09-25-2015, 09:47 AM)Riven Wrote: [ -> ] (09-25-2015, 07:35 AM)Aaron Wrote: [ -> ]"It is said the Gods kill one of these cute creatures whenever a man thinks pleasurable thoughts are unfounded."
- Gaelkitten 2015
...Wait.
WTF HAVE I JUST READ? O___o
Something amazing my child lol.
Another fave of mine is the Gravel Golem minion.
"Only you stand between it and a hard place."
And Morbol minion.
"For the record, his breath is the worst of your problems."
Bubbly Boy: Hey, that's one of Master Beatin's [toys]! If this is supposed to be a bribe...then you've got yourself a deal, adventuring man!
I'm sorry chocobo T_T;
Not flavour text, but this one literally made me pause to laugh.
Brayflox junk 2strong
(09-25-2015, 03:34 PM)Desu Nee Wrote: [ -> ]Not flavour text, but this one literally made me pause to laugh.
Brayflox junk 2strong
...
WHAT
THE
HELL
DID
I
JUST
SEE.
O_o