Hydaelyn Role-Players

In the spirit of the holidays, it is time to determine yet again another supreme victor of a brutal battle. Hedge your bets wisely. There can be only one.

Nameday Cake

Attack: 3/5
Defense: 3/5
Special: 3/5

The classic cake. A universal appeal. Nice as it may be, however, this cake can be wily indeed. Will its unique ability to inflict either immense excitement or terrible embarrassment upon its receiver lead it to victory, or leave it to be overshadowed? Can Nameday Cake overcome its normalcy to stand above the rest?

Valentione's Cake

Attack: 5/5
Defense: 1/5
Special: 3/5

He's going all out! A risky competitor. High stakes, and immense rewards if a victor. If he fails, however, the lowest of lows await him, and all those that placed their hopes on him. Seductive though he may be, one swift rejection will leave him reeling. Can this chocolatey charmer prevail with an all-out attack?

Starlight Cake

Attack: 2/5
Defense: 4/5
Special: 3/5

Starlight Cake is never an unwelcome sight. Lifted to great heights due to her rare appearances, she represents steadfastness and a willingness to carry on, no matter the obstacles. Will Starlight Cake's determination be enough to see her prevail? Will Starlight be doomed should she fail?

Cake Tray

Attack: 2/5
Defense: 3/5
Special: 4/5

A unique competitor. Though a hivemind it does not share, each cake allows Cake Tray to consider all options, from the mundane to the esoteric. Each cake is unique, coming with its own strengths and weaknesses. Will Cake Tray's lofty sense of superiority be able to raise it to new heights?

Hard Rice Cakes

Attack: 1/5
Defense: 5/5
Special: 3/5

It's hard. It's ready. Whether or not Hard Rice Cakes actually qualifies allows it to mire its opponents in arguments of semantics. Its iron defense is legend, and its unique appearance is intimidating enough to cuisine casuals. Will anyone be able to pierce its hard exterior to find a soft and squishy inside?

Eternity Cake

Attack: 1/5
Defense: 1/5
Special: 7/5

Well. Xe's something. Some say none have yet to truly understand the complexity behind Eternity Cake's incredible appearance. Garish. Sublime. Avant-garde. Xe is an enigma, not even xir supporters fully understanding the nature behind this beast. Will the risk be worth the reward? Is this shit even edible?


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I am willing to bet the new years rice cakes are secretly plastic, and thus will outlast all the others.

My money's on the cake tray. There's power in numbers; even a large enemy can be overwhelmed.

While the Cake Tray may be a better competitor, the Starlight Cake resembles my favorite cake so I have to vote for it.

Valentione's Cake, because it's chocolate and it looks like something I would actually devour in real life.

The Eternity, because over-compensation is key.

They all look so delicious! But I'd have to say I'd rather have my defenses covered, with a decent attack, so I'm voting for the Starlight Cake.

But... but where's the meat cake? 

(01-01-2017, 05:43 PM)Thunderbolt300 Wrote: [ -> ]But... but where's the meat cake? 

There's a joke here somewhere.