Hydaelyn Role-Players

(10-29-2013, 04:22 PM)Fystrael Abylstyrwyn Wrote: [ -> ](DON'T MAKE NAUGHTY COMMENTS ONLINE WHILE SLEEPY KIDS.)

That would eliminate about...  I don't know, somewhere between 1/2 and 2/3 of my comments.  I'm on a few strong meds that keep me in an almost permanent state of sleepy/groggy/slightly loopy, and far too often my innocent comments can be misunderstood.

To quote a brilliant man, "I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry".

(10-29-2013, 04:34 PM)Freemoon Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-29-2013, 04:22 PM)Fystrael Abylstyrwyn Wrote: [ -> ](DON'T MAKE NAUGHTY COMMENTS ONLINE WHILE SLEEPY KIDS.)

That would eliminate about...  I don't know, somewhere between 1/2 and 2/3 of my comments.  I'm on a few strong meds that keep me in an almost permanent state of sleepy/groggy/slightly loopy, and far too often my innocent comments can be misunderstood.

To quote a brilliant man, "I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry".

I wish I even had this excuse.  Apparently my mind degrades 10 years and drops into a gutter when I go online.

To bump... I was writing some random RP macros in the middle of Sagolii and when I came back to further edit them I accidentally clicked the hotkey I set them to, twice, as opposed to clicking it in the actual macro menu. My character started spewing some random lines with a hyur standing nearby...


*currently logged out*

(10-31-2013, 04:03 PM)K'nahli Wrote: [ -> ]To bump... I was writing some random RP macros in the middle of Sagolii and when I came back to further edit them I accidentally clicked the hotkey I set them to, twice, as opposed to clicking it in the actual macro menu. My character started spewing some random lines with a hyur standing nearby...


*currently logged out*

I'm both glad I'm not the only one who has done that and sad that it happened to you.

In Star Wars Galaxies I had a macro that was part of a running joke with a friend who was a dancer who often wore one of the more revealing outfits.  It was simply a macro of my character whispering "I think you forgot to get dressed this morning, yes?" since I had said it often enough and I thought it would save time not having to type it out each time.

On at least three separate occasions, I had meant to hit one macro but somehow got that one while in a rather large group.  They laughed, I was thankful they couldn't see how red I had turned on this side of the keyboard.

I got another one!

The Grim Echo/Night Blades alliance is going to be the death of me.

We recently decided to make a small OOC Linkshell to discuss plotline stuff ("It Burns When I ERP" the greatest LS ever thank you) and today we were discussing past storylines

In the past, me and Siben, a fellow LS member, had our characters in a romance in the game Aion. We joked around a lot about it for years because my character took his characters virginity (Fade to black, you pervs)

I was making jokes about us doing yet another romance, but this time my character is the innocent one and not his.

"THIS TIME IT'S MY V-CARD NOT YOURS."

Mistelled right into the Grindstone.

Whoops.

(11-08-2013, 03:44 AM)ArmachiA Wrote: [ -> ]I got another one!

The Grim Echo/Night Blades alliance is going to be the death of me.

We recently decided to make a small OOC Linkshell to discuss plotline stuff ("It Burns When I ERP" the greatest LS ever thank you) and today we were discussing past storylines

In the past, me and Siben, a fellow LS member, had our characters in a romance in the game Aion. We joked around a lot about it for years because my character took his characters virginity (Fade to black, you pervs)

I was making jokes about us doing yet another romance, but this time my character is the innocent one and not his.

"THIS TIME IT'S MY V-CARD NOT YOURS."

Mistelled right into the Grindstone.

Whoops.

"It could have been a Valentine's day card..." >.> rofl
Although it would be funny to hear the reactions of what happened lol

They took it well enough XD A lot of "..." and "lmaos"

one person said "Guess we know why Armi is in the grindstone" lolol

Well here's another one I did last night.  As I was musing my thoughts about going to a con next year, I said into Balmung's Finest:

"It's more fun being dressed up..."

Last week while minding my own business, someone managed to shout something distinctly erotic across all of old gridania. I rolled my eyes and figured they were just trolling, and shouted a smart arsed remark back.

However, I almost immediately got a very embarassed reply via /tell - apparently it was a legit mis-message... I responded with a "xD" smiley, at which point she seemed to forget that she'd just /tell'd me, and ends up sending me her next installment of ERP messages by accident 

I have a picture of straight-up ERP that was mistold in Aion back in the day. I wasn't online for it, but my character's wife was and she snapped the picture.

It was two full, descriptive lines of ERP mistold in to the class channel, which is global to everyone who shares the same class as you. We had the good sense to at least edit out the name to protect the poor guy's embarrassing mistake.

Warning: Image contains graphic adult text. View at your own risk.

I have one! I was having a chat with Darien at a Grindstone event in /tell OOCly..
We're chattin, I brought up the Tadpole pet he given me a long time ago and instead of sending it to him.. I accidentally sent it to Siobhain.

"You should be proud of the Tadpole you gave me, THIS LITTLE GUY CAN EFF (censoring the f word. >> UP A BABY BEHEMOTH NOW."

Oh good lord, I am in love with that ERP'ers poetic style of writing. I really felt the emotion and soul-binding passion in his words. It nearly drove me to tears of happiness.

Not technically a mistell, but it's a story that I really like and it happened to me so I'm telling it.

In GW2 my lady Norn was in the process of romancing a fellow guildie, a pretty human mesmer girl.  They were trying to keep things relatively on the downlow and at a guild event one night my character went up to hers to ask her to step outside so they could talk privately when the following exchange took place:

Me: Walks over to the girl in a bar crowded with guildies, "Hey there, mind if I borrow you for a sex?"

The entire bar stops and every head slowly turns toward my character who immediately tries to cover the Freudian slip.

Me:  "Sec!  Can I borrow you for a sec!" 

It was an OOC typo that set off some of the funniest in game RP I've ever been a part of.  Needless to say, my girl was teased mercilously for it.  Plus side though, she got some.

I'm sorry, friend who shall remain anonymous unless you don't wish to. I had to share this.

Epic mistell mania: