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RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Kurt S. - 10-02-2015

(09-30-2015, 04:44 PM)Riven Wrote:
(09-25-2015, 03:34 PM)Desu Nee Wrote: Not flavour text, but this one literally made me pause to laugh.
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Brayflox junk 2strong
...
WHAT
THE
HELL
DID
I
JUST
SEE.
O_o

You saw Lolflox being so damn confident, all heads are turned. 

3sexy5you

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - GloryRhodes - 10-02-2015

Catuar Blood.

"Actually, this clear liquid is far closer to water than it is blood... except, that is, for the cactuar it is taken from. For him it is most definitely blood."

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Elena - 10-02-2015

(09-30-2015, 04:44 PM)Riven Wrote:
(09-25-2015, 03:34 PM)Desu Nee Wrote: Not flavour text, but this one literally made me pause to laugh.
[Image: yYEUjSL.jpg]
Brayflox junk 2strong
...
WHAT
THE
HELL
DID
I
JUST
SEE.


O_o
This was great, lol

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Capheira - 10-02-2015

I found this amusing:

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RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Ashe - 11-18-2015

I died when I saw this.
3.1 just ripped on Alphinaud haha.

Ugly Duckling's is also funny.

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Ashe - 11-18-2015

(10-02-2015, 08:25 AM)Elena Wrote:
(09-30-2015, 04:44 PM)Riven Wrote:
(09-25-2015, 03:34 PM)Desu Nee Wrote: Not flavour text, but this one literally made me pause to laugh.
[Image: yYEUjSL.jpg]
Brayflox junk 2strong
...
WHAT
THE
HELL
DID
I
JUST
SEE.


O_o
This was great, lol
I cried when I got to this.
Like legit. Cried.

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Faye - 11-18-2015

I don't know why, but a personal favorite of mine will always be a male NPC in the Golden Saucer bragging to a lady, "'El Coloso" means 'The Coloso.'"

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Oli! - 11-18-2015

(11-18-2015, 07:05 PM)Faye Wrote: I don't know why, but a personal favorite of mine will always be a male NPC in the Golden Saucer bragging to a lady, "'El Coloso" means 'The Coloso.'"

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fantasy mexico confirmed

RE: Your Favorite ingame flavor text - Pastry Army - 11-18-2015

(09-25-2015, 10:24 AM)Rhiannon Wrote: So eager is Jannequinard to talk with you, it is almost as if there were a giant exclamation point hovering over his head.

This game is a gold mine of cleaver quips and flavor texts that both add a shocking amount of relative humor, fourth wall grazing moments, and pot shots to their own game.  And this is one of the best ones I've seen. 

Other favorite include:

Wind-up Odin: Summon your wind-up Odin minion, Guaranteed not to wipe out your whole party in one fell stroke. 

Smallshell: Summon your Smallshell minion. The mere sight of this wee wavekin may cause severe psychological trauma to those who spent years of their lives on faraway shores culling his relatives.


Buffalo Calf: Summon your buffalo Calf minion. Milk fed until tender and juicy. Not that anyone would ever think of eating him.