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RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - TK Hikaru - 03-07-2016
*Downs shot glass* "Here's my two weeks, see you later fucker."
RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - Verad - 03-07-2016
Do . . . Do I really need to answer this?
RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - Chip - 03-07-2016
This instantly made me think of this video. Just had to share
RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - GhostlyMaiden - 03-08-2016
Nanagi
"Would you be interested in this vacuum cleaner? Well, you should be! Why? Because it'll keep the voidsent away at night. So....you should by it."
*proceeds to just leave it there because she doesn't have time for this BS*
Kanako
"Ya know, buyin' this vacuum cleaner is gonna make yer life a lot simpler. Ain't gotta worry about spendin' ferever tryin' t'clean yer house or wherever it is where ya work. Don' care about cleanin? Well that's a damn shame, because if ya buy this vacuum cleaner, ya get a free cupon t'get a free meal over at that culinarian place. Still not interested? Then I can even pitch in a maid t'do it fer ya. She'll do all the work fer free fer the first week. So, are ya interested now?"
*leans in closer*
"Oh, an' if ya hurt the maid, yer gonna regret it."
RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - Kurt S. - 03-08-2016
(03-07-2016, 04:24 PM)Verad Wrote: Do . . . Do I really need to answer this?
Yes! For all those who wouldn't otherwise have the luxury of your dubious sales pitches! @u@-b
RE: Your character is now in a sales team. - Nodem - 03-08-2016
~Yuki~
Yuki: *rings doorbell*
Homeowner: Hello?
Yuki: You buy suck device. *hits homeowner in head with a hammer*
Homeowner: *wakes up sometime later with a new vacuum and things of value missing* Guess I got to see the blades...
~Aoi's approach~
"I have no clue how this works..." Aoi tosses the vacuum aside and pulls out a steak knife set. "Let me tell you about these knives. They slice, dice, and cut your greatest foe into ribbons. A hundred percent doman made and forged. I can give you a demonstration if you'd like."