With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings...

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RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - Jezune - 09-08-2014

(09-08-2014, 01:03 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(09-08-2014, 12:20 PM)Jezune Wrote:
(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

I'm not sure how okay with this I am.

I'm sure there are other people out there willing to perform your ceremony, but I can guarantee you they're not nearly as drunk, lecherous, or belligerent as I am.

Well with those credentials, how could I not go with you?

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - Dogberry - 09-08-2014

Exactly! Look, there's no such thing as the perfect wedding. Something ALWAYS happens. Why leave that kind of thing to chance? Hire me, a guy you know is going to screw things up so that everything else will be amazing!

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - TheLastCandle - 09-08-2014

(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

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Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom!

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - Jezune - 09-08-2014

(09-08-2014, 03:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote:
(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

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Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom!

Easy! There are no grooms in elezen weddings.

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - Dogberry - 09-08-2014

(09-08-2014, 03:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote:
(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

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Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom!

Do you hear that? That's the sound of all the ladies dropping at the thought of a Dogberry/Yvelont kiss.

Just kidding. They're mentally replacing Dogberry with Berrod.

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - Melkire - 09-08-2014

(09-08-2014, 03:32 PM)Dogberry Wrote: Just kidding. They're mentally replacing Dogberry with Berrod.

Nein. Berrod only goes well with Dark Chocolate. Everyone know this.

Hi Oscare.

RE: With all this talk of marriage - someone has to make the rings... - TheLastCandle - 09-08-2014

(09-08-2014, 03:32 PM)Dogberry Wrote:
(09-08-2014, 03:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote:
(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

...

Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom!

Do you hear that? That's the sound of all the ladies dropping at the thought of a Dogberry/Yvelont kiss.

Just kidding. They're mentally replacing Dogberry with Berrod.