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RE: Bad Jokes - Greybarren - 10-07-2015
(04-30-2015, 04:36 PM)FreelanceWizard Wrote: Here's a couple of super-nerdy ones:
I know a joke about UDP, but you probably won't get it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock...
Super nerd jokes are always fun! Â Let's have a cheer!
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Why do Java developers always need glasses?
Because they can't C#.
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How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer?
The extroverted programmer will be looking at your shoes.
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Â That's a hardware problem.
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RE: Bad Jokes - Vyce - 10-07-2015
The Diary of a Vampire by Anne Frank
RE: Bad Jokes - Sylentmana - 10-08-2015
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
RE: Bad Jokes - Eckerd - 10-12-2015
Here goes!
What's the best time to visit the dentist?
RE: Bad Jokes - Hyakki - 10-12-2015
Miqo'te dragoons.
RE: Bad Jokes - SicketySix - 10-12-2015
Did you here about the magic tractor?