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RE: You people will argue about anything - Dante Abigor - 09-22-2015
Im up for any instance in which the derpgoon dies a painful and hilarious death so....bread. No statistics, just bread.
RE: You people will argue about anything - Kage - 09-22-2015
(09-22-2015, 03:06 AM)Foxberry Wrote: Depending on if said bread was RYE... and if he were to eat it; I would say... Said Rye would win out.
Because of... Ergot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergotism
But before Estinien would meet his untimely fate; I would say he would go through the following symptoms.
Painful seizures, spasms, diarrhea, parasthesias, itching, psychosis and mania, headaches, nausea and vomiting. Also in this lovely, lovely symptom list is gangrene, peeling, weak peripheral pulses, loss of peripheral sensation, edema and finally death and loss of said tissues; oh and vasoconstriction.
Men fall to the smallest of plagues.
With this in mind, should he fall into such symptoms; he might even be accused of being a heretic; much in the way that salem witchcraft accusations were made.
Considering Estinien is the Azure Dragoon, he'd most likely be an Ishgardian Knight. As such, one bread he is like to eat is Knight's Bread. Knight's Bread is crafted using RYE FLOUR.
RE: You people will argue about anything - Melodia - 09-22-2015
Look...I can cheer for either really but is one of them trying to buy or sell a house? That's what I wanna know!!
RE: You people will argue about anything - Cato - 09-22-2015
Ultimately Estinien wins without question for being a gritty, rugged and highly competent elezen. I may have also been swayed by this:
![[Image: tumblr_nsf8dxoBNN1sgugxjo1_540.jpg]](https://41.media.tumblr.com/51f080ed7b8a94663492a0b7aa43ca35/tumblr_nsf8dxoBNN1sgugxjo1_540.jpg)
RE: You people will argue about anything - Telluride - 09-22-2015
Estinien might win by consumption, but he may have many.... problems later. It could very well be the Rye of Nidhogg, you know.
RE: You people will argue about anything - That Guy - 09-22-2015
And that children, is how the azure dragoon got a yeast infection.
*ba-dum-psh*
RE: You people will argue about anything - Aris - 09-22-2015
You need to remember about Mouldy Loaf's respawn ability. Assuming Estinien gets past the rye and kills it once, twice even.. it will always be back for more.