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RE: Where does everyone poop. - Askier - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 02:32 PM)Melkire Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:29 PM)Askier Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:14 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.
Anelia should try the 'Drink Dirty Water' cleanse. Is cheap and -always- effective.

*dumps all the tea into Vesper Bay*
I mean swamp water Ossy, not tea!

*growls*

Now where am I gonna get my caffeine fix? I swear I'm likely to kill someone till I get my morning cup of tea.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Unnamed Mercenary - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 02:36 PM)Askier Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:32 PM)Melkire Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:29 PM)Askier Wrote:
(10-02-2014, 02:14 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: I swear this poop thing is not the reason why Anelia is always stern and uptight all the time. Otherwise her facial expression would just be constipated rage face instead.
Anelia should try the 'Drink Dirty Water' cleanse. Is cheap and -always- effective.

*dumps all the tea into Vesper Bay*
I mean swamp water Ossy, not tea!

*growls*

Now where am I gonna get my caffeine fix? I swear I'm likely to kill someone till I get my morning cup of tea.

Guess he'll have to visit Aya at the Quicksand. Or tear down <uldah>'s door. Franz keeps a stash of tea to go with all the cakes.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - McBeefâ„¢ - 10-02-2014

I wonder what kind of poop a primal would make. Some are obvious:

Titan : Rock Poop

Ifrit: Fiery Magma Poop

Levi: Watery Poop

Some are harder to find out.

Garuda : Bird Poop?

Ramuh : Beard Poop?

Moggle : Sparkly Poop?

So many questions...


RE: Where does everyone poop. - TheLastCandle - 10-02-2014

We already know Titan poops weapons. As for the others.. aetheric poop. Smells of roses.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Crisiet - 10-02-2014

Why is there a thread about poop guys what the fuck I actually copied Ciel and made a toilet.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Aysun - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 02:55 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: We already know Titan poops weapons. As for the others.. aetheric poop. Smells of roses.

Ifrit does as well.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Faye - 10-02-2014

Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Parvacake - 10-02-2014

*reads all the previous comments. Sits there, calls her boyfriend in Skype*

"Baby, do we have any extra room in the plans for our personal house?"


RE: Where does everyone poop. - TheLastCandle - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 08:47 PM)Faye Wrote: Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.

Ohhhh yes they do. Fluffy woman poo.

Source: Have been living with lady for approx. 3 years


RE: Where does everyone poop. - DreamedReality - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 08:47 PM)Faye Wrote: Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.


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RE: Where does everyone poop. - Haven's Fox - 10-02-2014

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/2bgxca/while_other_fc_rooms_are_nifty_personal_quarters/

The album in question!


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Ciel - 10-02-2014

(10-02-2014, 11:28 AM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

I made a chamber pot for my room.  Walnut cartonnier + terracotta pot + glade chair.  So there's at least one when I come home.


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Mr. Wolfdog - 10-03-2014

(10-02-2014, 02:49 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: I wonder what kind of poop a primal would make. Some are obvious:

Titan : Rock Poop

Ifrit: Fiery Magma Poop

Levi: Watery Poop

Some are harder to find out.

Garuda : Bird Poop?

Ramuh : Beard Poop?

Moggle : Sparkly Poop?

So many questions...

Well.. where did you think elemental crystals were coming from?


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Kage - 10-03-2014

I... that reddit album! Thank you for remembering the link!


RE: Where does everyone poop. - Ta'kheo Nunh - 10-03-2014

(10-02-2014, 08:49 PM)Lilithium Wrote: *reads all the previous comments. Sits there, calls her boyfriend in Skype*

"Baby, do we have any extra room in the plans for our personal house?"

Come up with a litter box too, so Kheo can come visit. 

Also a cat tree.