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RE: Your Logs Here - Oscare - 08-21-2014
[1]<B'ren Lyrgh> "Camy, think you'll be free in a few days? Having something delivered and you might like to see it."
[FC]<Az Rael> Save me from this windy, shardy hell.
S'imba Tia: "I'm so confused right now...."
Crisiet Liautroix looks stumped.
[1]<Camy Laykk> "Hm ? Oh yeah. But now you got me curious... what is it ?"
Niklas Gran: You and me both
Talyn Shadowmoon: (( Don't worry, no miquo'te were harmed in the fixing of y keyboard.. siamese on th other hand.......))
[FC]<Khaj Rael> need more peoples :o
[FC]<Berrod Armstrong> it's an amalj'aa dildo
[FC]<Lottie Forsaidh> I'll come! Also, what are Sea Wolves naming conventions usually?
[1]<Oscare Iono> "Oh, you know, ruin the whole element of surprise."
[FC]<B'ren Lyrgh> berrod pls
[FC]<B'ren Lyrgh> that comes LATER
[FC]<Khaj Rael> they are the ones with uh
Crisiet Liautroix touches Aerostein's shoulder, "Are you quite alright?"
[FC]<Oscare Iono> #sassyhighlandercomments
[FC]<Berrod Armstrong> from BadAllagan.com
[FC]<Oscare Iono> LOL
[FC]<B'ren Lyrgh> LMAO
[FC]<Oscare Iono> LOOOOOOL
[FC]<Az Rael> omfg
[FC]<B'ren Lyrgh> berrodpls
RE: Your Logs Here - Unnamed Mercenary - 08-22-2014
saw this one in a shout: "Your mother was a chocobo, and your father smelt of O'ghomorro Berries."
RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 08-22-2014
(08-22-2014, 07:46 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: saw this one in a shout: "Your mother was a chocobo, and your father smelt of O'ghomorro Berries."
...daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Talking about smearing all over.
RE: Your Logs Here - McBeefâ„¢ - 08-22-2014
[20:07]Natalie Mcbeef grins, "That's why I listen to you Ser... you think things through."
[20:08]Coatleque Crofte: "It has been working to our advantage so far... you continue to be the brawn."
[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef nods, "And you're the breasts."
[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef: "Brains."
[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef: "I meant brains."
[20:09]Coatleque Crofte rolls her eyes.
[20:09]Coatleque Crofte >> (( Is it bad I was thinking the same thing... ? ))
RE: Your Logs Here - Jancis - 08-23-2014
*pillow attack CC*
[18:11][FC]<Chuchukepa Hohokepa> everyone backs up
[18:12][FC]<Wyra Panipahr> ;O?
[18:12][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> Cause their daddies taught them good?
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RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 08-23-2014
[23:36][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> He's basically not willing to keep an oath to the Sultana where he might potentially refuse something he might "disagree" with.
[23:36][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> To put it short, he's sanctimonious.
[23:36][FC]<Erik Mynhier> good on him then
[23:36][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> lmao
[23:36][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> i love you erik
[23:36][FC]<Erik Mynhier> nothing wrong wth pride
[23:36][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> i just love your reaction
[23:37][FC]<Erik Mynhier> why
[23:37][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> why not?
[23:37][FC]<Erik Mynhier> ok then
[23:38][FC]<Alexei Volkov> lol
[23:45][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> I have a better question
[23:45][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> Why do we have ifrit's head in the basement?
[23:45][FC]<Alexei Volkov> Because.
[23:45][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> I see.
[23:46][FC]<Bartolomeo Filangieri> I understand now Alexei, thank you.
[23:46][FC]<Alexei Volkov> Of course.
RE: Your Logs Here - Roen - 09-03-2014
[2]<Nero Lazarov> MUAHAHAHAHA
[2]<Roen Deneith> YOU ARE NUTS
[2]<Nero Lazarov> I am, in fact, a sentient almond that controls a keyboard telepathically.
[2]<Roen Deneith> Sentient almo--
[2]<Roen Deneith> WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF
[2]<Nero Lazarov> I'm actually just cheating. I look at Verad's answers during the exams.
[2]<Nero Lazarov> Also, being a nut is expensive. It costs an almond a leg.
[2]<Nero Lazarov> HEH. HEHEH.
[2]<Nero Lazarov> I'll show myself out.
[2]<Roen Deneith> OUT
[2]<Roen Deneith> GET OUT
RE: Your Logs Here - Oscare - 09-03-2014
[7]<Oscare Iono> After a lengthy lore debate with the writers, Square Enix has decided to rework and rename the concept of Black Magic and White Magic.
[7]<Oscare Iono> They are now known as "Bitch, die quicker" Magic and "Bitch heal me" magic
[7]<Oscare Iono> We hope this new naming scheme is not incovnienent to new players.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> I'm a bard, I don't know about that racist magic you're talking about.
[7]<Daevien Solflare> Can anyone
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.
[7]<Oscare Iono> This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.
[7]<Oscare Iono> (clearly I should work for FFXIV's development)
[7]<Leanne Delphium> well fu.
[7]<Oscare Iono> We also added a new buff to Warriors and Paladins that triggers when someone in the party or alliance says "defiance", "sword", "sword oath", or "forgot+[previous statement]" that decreases the humilation by 1% every minute until you clear the boss.
[7]<Oscare Iono> And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jumpis the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.
RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 09-03-2014
(09-03-2014, 04:00 PM)Oscare Wrote: [7]<Oscare Iono> We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.
Lies, or else the patch notes were mistranslated. Bard's patience decreases by 50% for two minutes.
(09-03-2014, 04:00 PM)Oscare Wrote: [7]<Oscare Iono> This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.
This is accurate, though. Decrease of 100%.
(09-03-2014, 04:00 PM)Oscare Wrote: [7]<Oscare Iono> And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jump is the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.
An increase in I.Q. does not correlate to an increase in common sense. Jump will remain the #1 cause of death to Dragoons.
RE: Your Logs Here - Jancis - 09-03-2014
[19:36][7]<Warren Castille> I always have an elf companion. It's a rule.
[19:37][7]<Leanne Delphium> I never thought about Leanne having retainers...hm..
[19:37][7]<Ha'uruh Nunh> And she always ends up being naked.
[19:37][7]<Warren Castille> She's not naked. She's in platemail now.
[19:37][7]<Kage Kiryuu> ho
[19:37][7]<Towering Falcon> yes Kage?
[19:37][7]<Coatleque Crofte> Yeah. And I'm not an elf either.
Two in One
RE: Your Logs Here - Oscare - 09-04-2014
How dare you break down Oscare's 6.66 patch notes!
RE: Your Logs Here - Hutarin - 09-04-2014
D'lyhhia Lhuil: (Where did the heck did you come from random e? You don't belong there. D<)
P'azih Tia: (It was lonely!)
D'lyhhia Lhuil: (; A ; )
Bexy Amalaryssia: ( The "e" walks away from D'ly, sobbing quietly. It wanted to be loved.)
D'lyhhia Lhuil: (-sobbing 5ever-)
Bexy Amalaryssia: ( Everyone only wanted the D. Not the E. : P )
D'lyhhia Lhuil: (Yes, hello. I am D. The D. Wait...)
P'azih Tia: (Oh my...)
RE: Your Logs Here - Roen - 09-06-2014
So there was a dissertation on the FoM LS... >_>
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> A refrigerator magnet that says "Nanamo Sucks" can still be made of the purest natural magnet on the planet.
[7]<Natalie Mcbeef> but how do they work
[7]<Verad Bellveil> If Leanne starts pointing at me and screaming like young Donald Sutherland I'm out of here.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> Well, you see, certain properties of metals are aetherically attuned to one another. The astral aspects of a metal seek to overcome the umbral aspects of another metal, hence why they are attracted to each other due to the property that astral and umbral polarity overwrites one another. That is how Eorzean magnets work.
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> Right. So, magic.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> party pooper..
[7]<Leanne Delphium> I think also that's magic.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> It's basic science, really.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> Just like the sky being blue being magic.
[7]<Franz Renatus> sounds legit, Nero
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> But even that basic science fails to explain the why of the attraction.
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> Ergo, magic.
[7]<Jancis Milburga> ...
[7]<Verad Bellveil> Damn these aetherial philosophers and their radical theories! Everybody knows that the attraction of the magnets is an attraction brought about by the tidal forces of Dalamud.
[7]<Verad Bellveil> As such, magnets should no longer function.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> Verad, you know that that is unbridled poppycock. Magnets are actually tiny sentient metal creatures bound directly to the will of the Twelve. They command the magnets when to stick to one another.
[7]<Verad Bellveil> All the more reason that they should cease to function! For the Twelve have been silent in Eorzea for lo these five years. Garlean magnets only work because they are filthy atheist magnets, in this view. They must be the lingering remnants of Dalamud's pull!
[7]<Leanne Delphium> So...
[7]<Leanne Delphium> atheistic magnets and religious magnets are a thing now.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> Are you suggesting that the Twelve are not omnipresent? Their silence is clearly because their attention is devoted to the important matter of making sure which magnets stick! They are forever guiding Eorzea through magnets!
[7]<Verad Bellveil> This religious drivel is exactly what's holding back the spirit of scientific inquisition in Eorzea. One can't even observe the mating habits of Tuco-Tuco without some priest getting his dress bunched up because they are chosen of Oschon and must wander freely or some such nonsense.
[7]<Verad Bellveil> And now magnets!
[7]<Leanne Delphium> Mind = Blown.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> Then how do you explain bananas, Verad? I suppose you'll posit some ridiculous theory that Hydaelyn just happened by accident, hmm? That the Twelve just don't exist?
[7]<Verad Bellveil> I don't explain bananas, because bananas are clearly a product of the void, a natural and observable phenomena. What else could create something as empirically vile as bananas?
[7]<Nero Lazarov> Vile? Are you suggesting that bananas are subject to a system of -morality-? Your assumptions grow more absurd with every passing bell!
[7]<Leanne Delphium> I was happy believing it was all magic.
[7]<Franz Renatus> this belongs in the log thread
[7]<Leanne Delphium> Yes it does.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> To believe anything with certainty, dear Leanne, is to willingly submit yourself to ignorance. Question everything, for the Twelve always seek those with inquisitive minds!
[7]<Verad Bellveil> Within the spirit of scientific inquiry, it has been conclusively proven that bananas are objectively the worst of the Eorzean fruits. Morality has nothing to do with it; that would be to suggest that it is moral for the tide to roll in or the clouds to rain or the Mogs to drink.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> Crofte-senpai, protect me.
[7]<Leanne Delphium> They want me to question magic.
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> Sorry, Leanne, I stopped listening hours ago.
[7]<Nero Lazarov> You are listening to the greatest intellectual minds of Eorzea debate, and you just -stopped listening-?
RE: Your Logs Here - Oscare - 09-06-2014
[7]<Jancis Milburga> You never ruin my immersion, Oscare.
[7]<Oscare Iono> ... that belongs exactly in the context it needs to be
[7]<Coatleque Crofte> You're just pushing my immersion deeper, Oscare.
[7]<Ennara Calian> Give her that deep immersion, Oscare.
RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 09-06-2014
Lanza Razaul: ....
Lanza Razaul: I love the way you handle that wood~♥
Lanza Razaul: The way you grind that saw into that lumber
Lanza Razaul: The lewd grinding noises billowing in the air
Lanza Razaul: Sap leaking out onto the table~
Lanza Razaul: Hnnnngh~
Lanza Razaul: I want to cover you all over in my sawdust~
EDIT:
>> Lanza Razaul: sawdust, huh?
Lanza Razaul >> And dont forget
Lanza Razaul >> That thick, heavy sap~
>> Lanza Razaul: keep your wood to yourself, ive got my own
Lanza Razaul >> Leaving small little strings as they cascade off the side of workbench~♥