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RE: Love on the Sands - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-17-2014
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This hamburger.
RE: Love on the Sands - Kage - 07-17-2014
Well... damn.
With buns... I'd say 8. Without buns it'd be like 13.
I know I know portions. FUCK PORTIONS. ; ;
RE: Love on the Sands - Unnamed Mercenary - 07-17-2014
Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.
...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke
RE: Love on the Sands - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:26 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote: Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.
...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke
That a boy porkchop. (I'm a terrible person)
RE: Love on the Sands - Melkire - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
This hamburger.
...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.
Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20. And he'd still be slim. That bastard, I am envious.
Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.
RE: Love on the Sands - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:29 PM)Melkire Wrote:(07-17-2014, 01:13 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote:
This hamburger.
...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.
Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20.
Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.
I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?
RE: Love on the Sands - Whittledown - 07-17-2014
These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o
I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?
RE: Love on the Sands - Melkire - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:31 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?
Osric is mos def out. Kokojo....
*glances at Kage*
RE: Love on the Sands - Warren Castille - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o
I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?
Most of us are made out of beef. Had Nat asked for Cakeology, I imagine we'd have similar scores.
RE: Love on the Sands - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing o.o
I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?
Don't hate because they're more burgerocious than you. For some, burgers are just a food, for others, they are a way of life. Zen.
RE: Love on the Sands - Coatleque - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:33 PM)Whittledown Wrote: These numbers are genuinely disturbing
Knowing how small a McDonalds cheeseburger is, I'd say these numbers have been surprisingly accurate. Men can certainly stuff down more then women. And I've eaten four myself and not been full yet. Jancis knows someone who ate 13 in one sitting.
RE: Love on the Sands - Fates Skein - 07-17-2014
Ugh, Mahvashi's score would be 0. Â She'd take a bite then spit it out and demand real food.
RE: Love on the Sands - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-17-2014
Assume for the purpose of the number that they somehow enjoy the hamburgers! Jeez everyone such picky eaters! No wonder leveling culinarian is so complicated.
RE: Love on the Sands - Whittledown - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:42 PM)Fates Skein Wrote: Ugh, Mahvashi's score would be 0. Â She'd take a bite then spit it out and demand real food.
QFT
RE: Love on the Sands - Unnamed Mercenary - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 01:44 PM)Natalie Mcbeef Wrote: Assume for the purpose of the number that they somehow enjoy the hamburgers! Jeez everyone such picky eaters! No wonder leveling culinarian is so complicated.
You have no idea.....
CUL was by far the most expensive class to level up.