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RE: Your Logs Here - C'kayah Polaali - 10-05-2014

Kage doesn't appear in this one at all! I was putting together a shopping list for some CUL items, and this Hyur comes by and just makes my day:

[2:01]Tash Holbrook wanders off to find a whore.  Irritably.
[2:02]Tash Holbrook seems lost in thought.
[2:02]Tash Holbrook: Hey.  'Scuse me.
[2:02]Tash Holbrook waves to you.
[2:03]Tash Holbrook: Where do the whores go?
[2:03]C'kayah Tia grinned at Tash. "Hello, there"
[2:03]C'kayah Tia laughed. "Wherever you pay them to go, really"
[2:03]Tash Holbrook ...
[2:03]Tash Holbrook: -Duh-.  Where do I -get- one.
[2:04]C'kayah Tia shrugged. "Pearl lane? The Quicksand, maybe? What are you looking for? Big strapping Highlander with a greased chest and funny, round little ears?"
[2:04]Tash Holbrook: ...I need a chick, actually.
[2:04]Tash Holbrook: She can grease her chest if she wants.  It ain't for sex.
[2:05]Tash Holbrook shrugs at you.
[2:05]C'kayah Tia smirked at her. "You shouldn't have any problem finding one of those, either. Greased chest or not."
[2:05]Tash Holbrook: Quicksand, huh.  I know that place.
[2:05]C'kayah Tia shook his head. "But I don't care what you want her for, you don't have to try to convince me that you're an innocent..."
[2:06]Tash Holbrook snorts.  "I ain't.  That's why I need one."
[2:06]Tash Holbrook: So I can find one at the Quicksand, huh?
[2:06]C'kayah Tia pursed his lips. "You should be able to, yeah."
[2:06]Tash Holbrook: All right.  Thanks.
[2:07]Tash Holbrook stomps that direction, muttering.
[2:07]C'kayah Tia: "I'll bet, at this time of night, you can just shout what you want!"
[2:07]Tash Holbrook: ...Oh.
[2:07]Tash Holbrook waves to Maryoku Kaimetsu.
[2:07]Tash Holbrook: Hey!
[2:07]Maryoku Kaimetsu bows courteously to Tash Holbrook.
[2:07]Tash Holbrook: Uh, 'scuse me.  How much do you charge for like ...advice?
[2:08]Tash Holbrook: Not sex advice.  I'm great at boning.
[2:08]Tash Holbrook agrees wholeheartedly with Maryoku Kaimetsu.
[2:09]Maryoku Kaimetsu: Ha. Um. What kind of advice?
[2:09]Tash Holbrook: So, uh....
[2:09]Tash Holbrook looks around, slightly shifty...
[2:10]Tash Holbrook leans in a bit.  "I'm lookin' for like .... medicine?"
[2:10]Tash Holbrook murmurs, "You know, the kind you take when you don't want to be knocked the fuck up?"
[2:10]Tash Holbrook asks quietly, because who knows.  Shit could be illegal here.

RE: Your Logs Here - Warren Castille - 10-06-2014

That is amazing.

RE: Your Logs Here - Berrod Armstrong - 10-07-2014

[Berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: ew the boys on this island are stupid, let's go shopping in australia
[Oscare-kun 9:20 AM]: I agree
[Berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: /fills shopping cart with aussie boys
[Berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: We can pay in thirst, so we'll have unlimited credit

RE: Your Logs Here - Bexy - 10-08-2014

[1:15]Tobias Innis starts to wheeze slightly, looking a little like he'd pass out.. " o-oh..ah..nh.. b-breath..can't..ss-.." He'd clutch at his chest, sort've, clambering untill he met the support beam for the padoga..
[1:15]Versoix La'louvre: Woah, woah!
[1:15]You try to comfort Tobias Innis.
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Uhh... Not breathing.. Whatdoido?
[1:16]You panic!
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Well....
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Less not breathing more breathing too much.
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Stop breathing! Wait!
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: No!
[1:16]Kakano Kano: Uhhh..
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Breathe... Slower...
[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Yes. Slower.
[1:16]Tobias Innis coughs a little, eyes watering up, surely enough he -was- breathing just.... a bit all over the place and, like a fat kid on an 100 mile stairwell...
[1:16]Kakano Kano places her shield on the bench and hops down, doing what the situation calls for and panicking.
[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Calm. Like.. Uh..
[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Like the waves. In. Out . In. Out.
[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Yeah.
[1:17]Kakano Kano: He's going to die!
[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: He'll be fine.
[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: ...I think.
[1:18]Kakano Kano: I hope so! He's good company!
[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: Absolutely not even slightly medical expert Versoix, at your service.

I love playing my alt. How to not calm someone down after hyperventilating.

[2:39]Versoix La'louvre: ...It's kinda refreshing acta----OOOOW. OOOW. I TAKE THAT BACK.

And upon recieving treatment.

RE: Your Logs Here - TheLastCandle - 10-08-2014

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That is all.

RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 10-08-2014

(10-08-2014, 07:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: KNVXUMA.png]
That is all.

You might've given it to her, but isn't it technically still yours?

-flees, giggling like a schoolgirl-

RE: Your Logs Here - Lady Rivienne - 10-08-2014

(10-08-2014, 07:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: KNVXUMA.png]
That is all.

WHY WHY WHY.

RE: Your Logs Here - TheLastCandle - 10-08-2014

(10-08-2014, 07:39 PM)R.Delacroux Wrote:
(10-08-2014, 07:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: KNVXUMA.png]
That is all.

WHY WHY WHY.

[Image: gigantpole.jpg]
"Please don't disown me!"

RE: Your Logs Here - DreamedReality - 10-08-2014

(10-08-2014, 07:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: KNVXUMA.png]
That is all.
I'm glad to see someone else appreciates their little swimmer.

RE: Your Logs Here - Melkire - 10-08-2014

(10-08-2014, 07:52 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote:
(10-08-2014, 07:39 PM)R.Delacroux Wrote:
(10-08-2014, 07:26 PM)TheLastCandle Wrote: [Image: KNVXUMA.png]
That is all.

WHY WHY WHY.

[Image: gigantpole.jpg]
"Please don't disown me!"

[Image: 23197d498c33bbdfd43e99ffec77c6e1d6c1c6e4.jpg]
"Then get back where you belong!"

RE: Your Logs Here - Oscare - 10-08-2014

[7]<Anelia Sadowyn> My b ird isnt c hanging colors. Time to shove dye bucket up it's throat
[7]<Oscare Iono> Please donate to the National Anti-Chocobo Abuse Foundation. One-in-two chocobos everyday suffer from unfair and unjust chocobo abuse, including being tied to aetherytes and slowly building aether-poisoning, force feeding to change the colors of their plumes, and being ridden on by two giant hulking masses of meat (roegadyns/highlanders). With just 1 gil, you might be the savior one of these chocobos.
[7]<Val Nunh> Val ate his chocobo.
[7]<Val Nunh> Would this organization come after him?
[7]<Kage Kiryuu> Kage loves his chocobo
[7]<Kage Kiryuu> ;_;
[7]<Oscare Iono> With a donation of 5 gil, you might even rescue a chocobo from being sent to EFC -- Eorzean Fried Chocobo.
[7]<Verad Bellveil> But I own EFC!
[7]<Oscare Iono> this is going on the logs
[7]<Oscare Iono> I now have record that you're all anti-animal activists, BLACKMAIL

RE: Your Logs Here - Aldotsk - 10-09-2014

[4]<CoatlequeCrofte> I stole your shirt, Leanne
[4]<Leanne Delphium> Everyone is stealing my shirt Crofte-senpai.
[4]<Coatleque Crofte> She should feelempowered though.  All eyes are on herright now.
[4]<Leanne Delphium> I'm like...do you guyshave an wardrobe?!
[4]<Jana Ridah> if it were made of cloth,Jana would probably pull her helmet down over her face!
[4]<Oscare Iono>  /faint
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> Ul'dah's Strip: Leanne Delphium edition
[4]<Leanne Delphium> .-.
[4]<Jana Ridah> There's a game I'd play.
[4]<Jana Ridah> Leanne battling zombies thathave stolen her shirts.
[4]<Leanne Delphium> Gosh.
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> "Leanne wakes up inthe middle of Ul'dah, realizing that she has no clothes except her hat. Due to her revenge, she must go around the Ul'dah to strip her opponents and challenge them. Eliminate possibly voidsents hiding as a humanoids - and avoid evil snarky corrupted cops such as Natalie Mcbeef!"
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> If anyone pre-orders it, you will get DLC costume where you get to dress up as Coatleque Crofte.
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> And buyable DLC, you can also have Verad Bellveil as your sidekick to help you strip!
[4]<Leanne Delphium> *stares at Verad*
[4]<Leanne Delphium> That just got weird. Anddubious.

RE: Your Logs Here - Unnamed Mercenary - 10-09-2014

(10-09-2014, 07:19 PM)Aldotsk Wrote: [4]<CoatlequeCrofte> I stole your shirt, Leanne
[4]<Leanne Delphium> Everyone is stealing my shirt Crofte-senpai.
[4]<Coatleque Crofte> She should feelempowered though.  All eyes are on herright now.
[4]<Leanne Delphium> I'm like...do you guyshave an wardrobe?!
[4]<Jana Ridah> if it were made of cloth,Jana would probably pull her helmet down over her face!
[4]<Oscare Iono>  /faint
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> Ul'dah's Strip: Leanne Delphium edition
[4]<Leanne Delphium> .-.
[4]<Jana Ridah> There's a game I'd play.
[4]<Jana Ridah> Leanne battling zombies thathave stolen her shirts.
[4]<Leanne Delphium> Gosh.
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> "Leanne wakes up inthe middle of Ul'dah, realizing that she has no clothes except her hat. Due to her revenge, she must go around the Ul'dah to strip her opponents and challenge them. Eliminate possibly voidsents hiding as a humanoids - and avoid evil snarky corrupted cops such as Natalie Mcbeef!"
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> If anyone pre-orders it, you will get DLC costume where you get to dress up as Coatleque Crofte.
[4]<Anelia Sadowyn> And buyable DLC, you can also have Verad Bellveil as your sidekick to help you strip!
[4]<Leanne Delphium> *stares at Verad*
[4]<Leanne Delphium> That just got weird. Anddubious.
I'd imagine someone played this monstrosity

RE: Your Logs Here - Jancis - 10-10-2014

[21:58][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> Anyone wanna do something?
[21:58][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> I'm bored as hell.
[21:59][FC]<Jancis Milburga> Cheese fight!
[21:59][FC]<Jancis Milburga> *tosses the swiss*
 [21:59][FC]<GuillaumeRigolant> *fires olives*
[21:59][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> En garde!
 [21:59][FC]<JancisMilburga> Aaaaahhhh!!
[21:59][FC]<Jancis Milburga> Pimento!
 [22:00][FC]<GuillaumeRigolant> Havarti!
[22:00][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> *charges, cheese flailing*
[22:01][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> Argh... this is no gouda!  And I'm not parmed!
[22:01][FC]<Zhen Malraj> huh what
[22:01][FC]<Memeli Meli> This is getting... dangerously cheesy.
[22:01][FC]<Zhen Malraj> I think it's grate
 [22:01][FC]<GuillaumeRigolant> I've brie-n attacked!
[22:02][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> Quick, I need a healer to make me feel feta.
 [22:02][FC]<JancisMilburga> Aged Gouda makes the perfect shield *deflects shredded attack*
[22:02][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> I don't give a jack.
[22:02][FC]<Jancis Milburga> make me feel feta...
[22:02][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> How Krafty!
[22:03][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> .. thoroughly un-American.
[22:03][FC]<Jancis Milburga> hahaha
 [22:03][FC]<GuillaumeRigolant> Puns aren't bad.
[22:03][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> Could be cheddar.
[22:03][FC]<Jancis Milburga> ^_^
[22:04][FC]<Jajara Jara> screams
[22:04][FC]<Jancis Milburga> At least they're not making me blue... cheese. Blue cheese.
 [22:04][FC]<EddaEglantine> Blue cheese is amazing!
[22:04][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> That's Edam good one,Jan.
[22:04][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> I dairy you to keep going.
 [22:05][FC]<JancisMilburga> My eyes are watering in joy ^_^
[22:05][FC]<Edda Eglantine> God dammit I want cheese now,I hate you all.
[22:05][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> Really milking it,Coat.
[22:05][FC]<Edda Eglantine> =O
[22:05][FC]<Jancis Milburga> That's how CC spreads it on.
[22:06][FC]<Coatleque Crofte> I melt it on, thick and stringy.
22:06][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> You butter cut it out.
[22:06][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> I'll tell Brieonce on you.
[22:07][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> ... How did this even start?
[22:09][FC]<Jancis Milburga> You were bored ^_^
[22:10][FC]<Guillaume Rigolant> ... Oh yeah. Thanks!

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RE: Your Logs Here - Antain - 10-11-2014

Something said over shout that I got a kick out of...

[2:43]R. M.: Didn't I read awhile back that theres someone who can collore my chocobo for a price?
[2:43]T. R.: no
[2:44]V. K.: What's Collore?
[2:45]G. B.: green is my favorite collore
[2:46]V. K.: Maybe they meant Cholestrol.
[2:46]G. B.: oh
[2:46]V. K.: As in lowering their Fat Chocobo's Cholestrol levels.
[2:46]G. B.: in that case, hamburger is my favorite collore