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Here's a FFXIV joke - Kellach Woods - 02-22-2015
Skill Speed.
That is all.
I'd just like to know why it's that much a joke.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - TheGreatSunbro - 02-22-2015
Gonna be honest there, that actually got a laugh out of me.
Gold star for you sir.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Desu Nee - 02-22-2015
Here's another.
Maelstrom winning PVP.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Steel Wolf - 02-22-2015
I got one I got one!
The additional ranks for GC.
Yoshi why?
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Magellan - 02-22-2015
Conjurer is fun to level.
*cough cough*
Am I doing it right? D:
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Makyn Loneseeker - 02-22-2015
(02-22-2015, 12:24 PM)Magellan Wrote: Conjurer is fun to level.Yes.
*cough cough*
Am I doing it right? D:
I laughed. xD
-Watches as another rock flies across the screen.-
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Edgar - 02-22-2015
DPS queues.
(02-22-2015, 11:35 AM)Kellach Woods Wrote: Skill Speed.
Spell speed on a SMN.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - allgivenover - 02-22-2015
(02-22-2015, 02:11 PM)Makyn Wrote:(02-22-2015, 12:24 PM)Magellan Wrote: Conjurer is fun to level.Yes.
*cough cough*
Am I doing it right? D:
I laughed. xD
-Watches as another rock flies across the screen.-
It was for me?
I guess how I can see it being slower than the average. Just do low level roulette. It'll pop in <5 mins.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Devereau - 02-22-2015
(02-22-2015, 02:13 PM)Edgar Wrote: DPS queues.
(02-22-2015, 11:35 AM)Kellach Woods Wrote: Skill Speed.
Spell speed on a SMN.
At the moment, playing SMN just about ruins everything. It's a wonder we can have nice things.
Puns aside, God dammit, fix Spell Speed.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Spethah - 02-22-2015
A dragoon and a ninja walk into the bar.Â
Everyone else dodged.
What car does Titan drive?
A Dodge.
What is Ifrit's favourite place?
The salon. He loves getting his nails done.Â
Why is Culinarian the best crafting class?
They have a Limit Bake.Â
Why are White Mages the true heart of the party?
They sure know how to raise the roof!
Why are Scholars so boring in parties?
They do everything by the book.Â
What do you call a Lalafell psychic wanted in Limsa?
A small medium at large.
How does an Arcanist lose weight?
They lose the Carbs.
I'll see myself out.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Melody - 02-22-2015
Just in from Brio:
What does a rogue call something he thinks is cool?
...
Incognito
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Gegenji - 02-22-2015
How does a Fairy know who's summoning them? Scholar ID.
What do Eorzean call their swimming competitions? Leviathons.
An Ixal wasn't paying attention when summoning his Primal. He was in for Garuda wakening.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Hihimi - 02-22-2015
Two keeper males walk into the Quicksand, sit down, and order drinks. The first is obviously very upset by something.
"Still thinking about how Kay stood you up?" His friend says, attempting to console him by silently picking up the tab as Momodi comes back with their drinks.
"Yeah, I just...I thought she had just forgotten, then I saw her talking to that other guy and..." the first groans, faceplanting on the bar.
"Hey bro, What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." the second says, patting his friend on the back.
"I guess. That's a nice saying, did you come up with it?" the first says, sitting back up and rubbing his forehead.
"Nah, it's not Miqo'te."
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Kinono - 02-22-2015
(02-22-2015, 02:13 PM)allgivenover Wrote:(02-22-2015, 02:11 PM)Makyn Wrote:(02-22-2015, 12:24 PM)Magellan Wrote: Conjurer is fun to level.Yes.
*cough cough*
Am I doing it right? D:
I laughed. xD
-Watches as another rock flies across the screen.-
It was for me?
I guess how I can see it being slower than the average. Just do low level roulette. It'll pop in <5 mins.
It's not that it's slow, it's that it's boring. In the low level dungeons there is practically nothing to heal, and what little there is, arcanist and thaumaturge can cross-class all your utility away, and by the way, your DPS is near worthless.
It's not fun because you may as well just not be there until ~level 30.
RE: Here's a FFXIV joke - Merri - 02-22-2015
So this Dragoon invites his friend over to check out his new house. It was fully furnished, a genuinely nice place, but it was missing one thing. The friend says to the Dragoon, "Hey, I like your place, but I feel like you're missing something important. Where's your bed?"
The Dragoon paused for a moment before replying, "Oh, I don't need one. I'm used to sleeping on the floor."
How do you drown a Dragoon? You put an AoE circle at the bottom of a lake.
Sorry, Dragoons. I don't actually believe in that stereotype.