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You people will argue about anything - Edda - 09-21-2015

Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. So why not put that propensity towards something that actually matters? Using only logic, lore and your wits, I would ask the greatest debaters of the RPC to come forward and proffer their thoughts on this mighty topic.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

ESTINIEN WYRMBLOOD vs. A MOLDY LOAF OF BREAD

This may seem like a match already won, but how can we be so sure? Let us examine the fighters to get a better understanding of their abilities and limitations, so those not so brushed up on their lore can spit fire just as easily as anyone else.

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Estinien Wyrmblood
The Azure Dragoon
Perhaps the most iconic character of Heavensward (though certainly not the most likable), Estinien stands above his peers as the one and only Azure Dragoon of Ishgard. His spear is long and ready. His clout, immense. Not only is he a skilled fighter trained in felling the most fearsome of all beasts, he is a strong-willed and uncompromising individual. If there is something this man wants, nothing will stand in his way. However, in every great man lurks a great weakness. Some would say his pride is his weakness. Estinien would not suffer the weak to fight alongside him in a battle he considers his. What then, would a man of his caliber be able to do against such a natural, unassuming foe - especially without the help of others? He may have been training his muscles for cycles, but no doubt his digestive tract's strength has been cast to the wayside. He may talk big game, but can his spear truly fell every foe? Will Estinien's massive lips be his largest asset? Or his greatest downfall?

VERSUS

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Moldy Loaf
Bane of The Brume
Unassuming. Repulsive. Unhealthy. Moldy Loaf may seem like mere fodder to anyone in possession of a garbage bag. However, just like Rocky Balboa proved to every American that the underdog does indeed stand a fighting chance, so too does this once-perfect mass of carbohydrates. Perhaps an unknown foe in the lordly halls of The Four Great Houses, Moldy Loaf is a feared and known sight to any denizen of The Brume. "Speak not his name, or he too will curse your pantry." At a young age, children are taught to abhor and avoid the very sight of a green or grey splotch on Loaf's majestic form. Yet even still, how many lives has he claimed? How many times has Moldy Loaf triumphed against Hunger, the greatest foe of them all? Stationary, yes, but far does his influence spread. "Speak his name, and let his power grace your lips - and you shall know death."



There can be only one.



RE: You people will argue about anything - Warren Castille - 09-21-2015

Estinien easily defeats the moldy bread using his newfound dragon powers of EATING. Bread's DoT renders it a double KO after the fact.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Seye Qhesu - 09-21-2015

(09-21-2015, 08:36 PM)Warren Castille Wrote: Estinien easily defeats the moldy bread using his newfound dragon powers of EATING. Bread's DoT renders it a double KO after the fact.
And Warren just won between the two with his superior logic as he waits in the shadows for the fight to finish, claiming victory soon after!


RE: You people will argue about anything - Warren Castille - 09-21-2015

(09-21-2015, 08:40 PM)Kaguya Nightsong Wrote:
(09-21-2015, 08:36 PM)Warren Castille Wrote: Estinien easily defeats the moldy bread using his newfound dragon powers of EATING. Bread's DoT renders it a double KO after the fact.
And Warren just won between the two with his superior logic as he waits in the shadows for the fight to finish, claiming victory soon after!

Nonsense, I just /yell that they're both out and shuffle brackets accordingly.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Faye - 09-21-2015

That picture of moldy bread made me gag a little, so I fear it might take the win.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Kage - 09-21-2015

Two things. Is Estinien able to overcome taste? Is the Dot guaranteed knockout (debuff like doom)?


RE: You people will argue about anything - Cato - 09-21-2015

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RE: You people will argue about anything - Nero - 09-21-2015

Mod note: Users posting in this thread in favour of Estinien will be given an infraction for being wrong under the forum rules section Estinien Is A Punk-Ass.

Users who are wrong will have their posts deleted with the post deletion tool and be given an additional infraction for deleting their posts.

hail hydra



RE: You people will argue about anything - Gegenji - 09-21-2015

What verb tense would Estinien be using in this match? Will he have eaten the Moldy Loaf, be eating it, or possibly even would eat it?


RE: You people will argue about anything - Blue - 09-21-2015

This thread should be gated behind 2.55 3.0 completion.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Virella - 09-21-2015

All hail Estinien Wrymblood, Slayer of the Moldy Brume Demon.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Aaron - 09-21-2015

I'd win obviously because I'd tell Estinien the loaf of bread is moldy.

The bread doesn't get eaten.

Estinien lives.

I get free food.

Everyone wins.


RE: You people will argue about anything - ProvaDiServo - 09-21-2015

Homie....Bread got a command grab that will OHKO that lame dragoon's insides. That raw ass debuff gonna send the boy home in a bag.


RE: You people will argue about anything - Coatleque - 09-21-2015

The real question is how old is Moldy Loaf, and does it ERP?


RE: You people will argue about anything - Flashhelix - 09-21-2015

what the fuck, estinien's got this one easily his inner dragon can just eat the bbread and hell be sagfe fucknig kthis goddamn biased board against drtgogaoin plays