• The illegal sea shell trade of Limsa. For too long this despicable underworld black market has existed in the noble, and fishy, city of Limsa! The great Miqo'te detective I'nia Emi and her assistant Cydni Aizah have taken it upon themselves to put an end to this shady, but very lucrative, market of illegal sea shell selling! The culprit was found out to be Five Finger Freddy, a very cunning Lalafell, but he was caught! Justice has reigned supreme this day as the illegal sea shell market was brought to a close!
  
• The case of the missing billionaire playboy and chocobo racing enthusiast. It is as the name implies! The billionaire playboy and chocobo racing enthusiast, Rodrigo El Miqo, had gone missing! This very rich, and very bad chocobo racer, had just seemingly vanished into thin air! Where did he go?! Was he kidnapped?! None knew! However, word of a master detective had reached the ear of Wilfred, butler to Rodrigo El Miqo, and as quick as a moogle he dispatched the aid of I'nia Emi and her assistant Cydni Aizah to solve the case! After much interrogation, and an undercover stint in the drowning wench of Limsa, it was uncovered that Rodrigo El Miqo was Wilfred all along! He had tricked the two in order to spread word of his upcoming chocobo race! The fiend! Needless to say, justice was dispensed in the form of master I'nia Emi stealing his chocobos and setting them free! 
  
• Ace Attorney I'nia v.s Tenryuu of the silver tongue. A court case like none other! Tenryuu had challenged I'nia on her self proclaimed title of master detective, the case made front page news in the Limsan newspaper, the two were to do battle in front of a jury of their peers! A battle of wit! Of cunning! Of manliness! The court was a buzz as the grand admiral attempted to keep the people from rioting, the two exchanging insults and facts like a couple of fishermen's wives arguing over which of their husbands has the better boat! In the end it was a draw! For you see avid listeners, Tenryuu was a Raen! An Au'ra! I'nia called her a lizard and stormed away uttering the phrase: "My detective work is detective work that will pierce the heavens!"  Tenryuu was so dumbstruck by I'nia that she left Limsa entirely! Some say she now works in a tavern in Ul'dah, biding her time until she exposes I'nia for what she really is, a greenhorn detective! 
  

• Mr. X and the revival of the underground sea shell trade. Once more evil villany has reared it's ugly head as the notorious criminal Mr. X has revived the sea shell trade in Limsa in an attempt to swindle the innocent tourists out of their hard earned gil! I'nia and Cydni have once again been called into action to bring this fiend to justice!
  
• Lunk, Thunk, and the big tree trunk. Trees are going missing in the north shroud, and the twin tree thieves Lunk and Thunk, have been sighted at the scene of the crime! Will I'nia solve this case?! Or will trees continue to go missing!? Find out next time on Drago-errr...on detective adventures! 
  

(10-09-2015, 12:53 PM)Warren Castille Wrote: "BUT CYDNI," Warren types very loudly and not at all as if he's reading his lines from a cue card, "IF SOMEONE WAS INTERESTED IN TAKING PART ON THESE ZANY ADVENTURES, WHERE MIGHT YOU BE REACHED TO PARTICIPATE? TIME ZONES, AVAILABILITY, ETCETERA? THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN AND CUTE - A FUN AND CUTE TIME."

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