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Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 11-26-2015

Scaled Kitten Private 
Investigators(and others)

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You're trudging along through the wilderness, your back aches, your feet hurt, your body is about to collapse from sheer dehydration and other dangerous things that might affect you in the wilderness! (Don't ask me what they are because I'm just the bloody narrator). As you lay your head down on the cold hard ground you realize that you are surrounded...surrounded by the feared criminal gang plaguing the wilds of Gridania - the wild dangerous super secret organization that is super not friendly and totally not in anyway good - the Anti Tree Gang that is led by none other than the infamous Two Legged Larry! Alarmed, you jump up to your feet only to realize that you're caught in a web! A web of injustice! As they reel you in slowly you think back to the flyer you read somewhere (again don't ask me where because I'm just the narrator not your mom). Thinking fast, you quickly shout to the heavens, and just like that a very beautiful, smart, amazing, perfect, cute, totally wife material, cunning, intelligent, excellent shopper, I'nia Emi (and others) comes to your rescue with a drop kick! The fiend Two Legged Larry is caught off guard! He falls to his knees as he is encircled by Master Detective I'nia Emi (and others)! Just like that you were saved, and it was all th-What the hell are you doing, hey! Let go of me! I'm not finished! Gods damn it! You will regret cutting my narration short! I bet you the Lalafell put you up this! You blood-*The Linkshell begins to emit static as if it was cut off*


*A small Bzzt could be heard as the Linkshell was turned back on after a few moments.*


"FREEDOM FOR EORZEA! THE LALAFELL MENACE SHALL BE TAKEN CARE OF! STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS! WE SHALL-



*The sounds of multiple guards scrambling to catch the source of the voice could be heard faintly!*



"THE MAN IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME! TO SILENCE THE VOICE OF JUSTICE! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, YOU SHALL JOIN TO PUT AN EN-HEY DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PIG HEADED SEA SHELL EATING, ELEZEN LOVING, SNOT NOSED, BALLERINA PRACTICING, BUTT SNIFFING, TOAST EAT-


*The Linkshell was once again shut off...what did the beautiful narrator want to say?! Will she ever finish her long insult?! Or is she doomed to forever never complete it as "The Man" Is holding her back from doing so?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball-Err...Armchair Detectives!*


RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 12-17-2015

Update: We now have our FC house in Goblet ward 5 plot 22! Anyone is able to stop by and submit requests for our detectives!

RE: Armchair Detectives - Alicia Piercer - 12-19-2015

YES. THIS. IS. AN. FC. THAT.I. HAVE. TAKEN. AN. INTEREST. IN. 

I. AM. BY. NO. MEANS. A. MEMBER. AND. AM. NOT. READING. THIS. STRAIGHT. FROM. A. SCRIPT. 

I. AM. A. TOTALLY. LEGIT. AND. NOT. AT. ALL. AFFILIATED. WITH. THIS. FC. REGULAR. PERSON. SEARCHING. FOR. AN. FC.

(They're totally gonna fall for it I'nia, what a bunch of suckers! They'll never realize this is just a ruse and that I am a member)

RE: Armchair Detectives - Maraketh - 01-02-2016

Best...recruitment post....EVER!

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 01-06-2016

(01-02-2016, 12:48 AM)Maraketh Wrote: Best...recruitment post....EVER!

Sailis my old rival...we meet again! You fool!

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 01-09-2016

After much serious discussion and debate we have decided to close up recruitment for the Scaled Kitten Private Investigations!

If you're still interested in joining, we ask that you submit an application and we'll keep it in mind for whenever we decide to re-open recruitment. For the time being, we're really loving our small little community in which everyone knows one another, and we don't want to ruin it.

RE: Armchair Detectives - Xaero - 01-11-2016

I'd like to join the Linkshell! You guys seem friendly. Xaero Wukong in Balmung!

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 01-20-2016

WE ARE OPEN FOR RECRUITMENT! 

Two of our members just sort of disappeared without a trace...a leaf in the wind...a silent fart, so now we are open once more!

Feel free to fill out the application in game so you guys know what our RP is like/what we're like! 

REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN AND NEVER TRUST THE LALAFELL MENACE

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 02-27-2016

Still alive and still recruiting! Just not alts...unless you are already a member and want to get your alts in on the shenanigans then by all means my pants-err my doors are open!

RE: Armchair Detectives - Remiel - 03-03-2016

Awesome topic! Would love to know more Big Grin

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 03-27-2016

Whoah I forgot to update this!

We're still alive and recruiting more peeps! Had to let a few go though due to being offline for so long, but our doors are still opened for people who want to have shenanigan filled adventures!

Just fill out the application on the website, or contact me in game and we can have a small rp session to gauge whether or not we're the right fit for you.

RE: Armchair Detectives - Thrashing Boar - 04-28-2016

Hello! Question: how would one go about hiring your organization for an investigation?

RE: Armchair Detectives - I'nia Emi - 05-02-2016

(04-28-2016, 08:21 PM)Thrashing Boar Wrote: Hello! Question: how would one go about hiring your organization for an investigation?
Just walk into our place in game! Or send any member you find online a whisper telling them to get their butts back to the house Cool