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Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Oscare - 12-04-2014

I don't think we really need to explain this game. Christmas is coming up, and we should make some Christmas carols/poems/story/song parodies.

Basic things, each poster continues the media for the next three lines in a setting fitting FFXIV! Let's start with a fun basic, Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Starlight,
The Twelve gave to me,
Another painful farm party


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Berrod Armstrong - 12-04-2014

On the first day of Starlight,
The Twelve gave to me,
Two on my sands roll, 
And Another painful farm party


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Warren Castille - 12-04-2014

On the third day of Twilight,
the Twelve gave to meeeee~
Three rounds at the Grindstone
Two on my sands roll
and another painful wipe-farm partyyyy


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Oscare - 12-04-2014

On the fourth day of Starlight
The Twelve gave to me
Four black mages
Three rounds at Grindstone
Two on a roll of sands
And another painful farm partyyyy


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Gegenji - 12-04-2014

On the fifth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm partyyy~


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Dogberry - 12-04-2014

On the sixth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!



RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Telluride - 12-04-2014

(12-04-2014, 11:12 AM)Dogberry Wrote: On the seventh day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!



RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Oscare - 12-04-2014

On the eighth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Eight retainers a stealing
Seven Sylvan Sighs
Six Manderville Men
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn,
Four Black Mages,
Three Grindstone rounds,
A two-roll on that sand,
And anoooother painful farm party!


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - DreamedReality - 12-07-2014

On the nineth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing
;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!






RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Edgar - 12-07-2014

On the tenth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing
;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Maril - 12-07-2014

On the eleventh day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Eleven hyped lalafells
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing
;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Steel Wolf - 12-07-2014

On the twelfth day of Starlight,
The Twelve bequeath to me:
Twelve Miqo'te dancing
Eleven hyped lalafells
Ten slanderous newspapers
Nine broken overmelds;
Eight retainers a stealing;
Seven Sylvan Sighs;
Six Manderville Men;
Fiiiiiiive Sultanswoooooooorn;
Four Black Mages;
Three Grindstone rounds;
A two-roll on that sand;
And anoooother painful farm party!



RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Oscare - 12-08-2014

Wow, so uh. That got done pretty quickly.

We should title this... The Twelve Days of Starlight. Yeah, that sounds good.

Next on the list is Jingle Bells! Due to the length of the song, we're simply gonna do up till the the chorus. I'll start off with three lines, and the poster will continue with two and so one to save time. :D

Sprinting through the snow
In a one-chocobo open sleigh
O'er La Noscea we go


RE: Christmas Carol Remixes: FFXIV Version - Telluride - 12-08-2014

(12-08-2014, 06:00 PM)Oscare Wrote: Wow, so uh. That got done pretty quickly.

We should title this... The Twelve Days of Starlight. Yeah, that sounds good.

Next on the list is Jingle Bells! Due to the length of the song, we're simply gonna do up till the the chorus. I'll start off with three lines, and the poster will continue with two and so one to save time. Big Grin

Sprinting through the snow
In a one-chocobo open sleigh
O'er La Noscea we go

... dozing all the way
The duty just won't pop
'Cause I'm a DPS
And now I'm seeking Season's cheer
So I won't be so depressed!


Yes, I cheated.

Revised version to continue:

...'cause the unicorn ran away
Tired of chocobo smells...