"W-why did I call it Onsen Nonsense? Umm... wellllll... it's not because I think bathing is trivial or anything... I-I just thought it was a funny name because nonsense has onsen in it and so when you say them together it does this weird thing with your mouth and also if you're relaxing in an onsen and you get super relaxed then maybe you sort of stop sensing things which would be like sense except non and so it's nonsense which is exactly what I'm rambling right now." - Y'esthine Dhan, proprietress of Onsen Nonsense
Wardens of the Haven
«Haven»
~ present to you ~
The Grand Opening of Onsen Nonsense
«Haven»
~ present to you ~
The Grand Opening of Onsen Nonsense
     The Wardens of the Haven hereby cordially invite all comers to enjoy the fine amenities of our newest tenant, Onsen Nonsense. The inn owner, Sena Varont, and the onsen owner, Y'esthine Dhan, have arranged for a full-service grand opening event including food and beverages served in The Upper Tavern by barmaid Mitzy and chef Rhast. For more information about the inn's services, please consult the attrached brochure (http://tinyurl.com/haven-rpc).
     Onsen Nonsense rules are as follows: No running, no fighting, no glass containers, no nudity or lewd activities, and respect locker room privacy. Mayet, the onsen attendant, is on hand to provide bathing attire on loan or for purchase in most common sizes, and can provide metal vessels for liquids if guests prefer to bring drinks inside. Iced tea and a small assortment of snacks are available inside the bathing room.
     The square tub is a general soaking tub with varying depths to easily accommodate large or small guests. The octagon tub is a jacuzzi tub with dials to regulate jets, bubbling, and temperature, though the heating elements will disable themselves if the temperature is getting too hot. Please pause before entering or looking into the locker room to call out verbally and be sure no one currently in the locker room prefers privacy while they change their clothes.
     The grand opening event is to be held on the 25th Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon (Thursday, August 25) beginning at 6pm (Pacific time, UTC-7). Onsen Nonsense is located in Suite 6 at Serene Haven Inn (Lavender Beds, Ward 12, Plot 41, Southwest Subdivision). We hope to see you there!
"Rememmmmber, the difference between a person in a bath and a really gross stew is that one of them gets out of the water after a reasonable time." - Y'esthine Dhan, proprietress of Onsen Nonsense
Lydia Lightfoot ~ The Reliquarian's Guild «Relic» ~ Lavender Beds, Ward 12, #41
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