
(04-30-2015, 04:36 PM)FreelanceWizard Wrote: Here's a couple of super-nerdy ones:
I know a joke about UDP, but you probably won't get it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock. Who's there? Recursive algorithm. Recursive algorithm who? Knock knock...
Super nerd jokes are always fun! Â Let's have a cheer!
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