I made a bet that I could make an even better parody of the chorus of "Lemon Tree" by Fool's Garden and therefore rewrote the whole text. I am not the owner of the original text and I will not distribute it in any commercial way, therefore here a disclaimer. I also disclaim any mistakes in spelling... if not for the rhyme bear with them in case of the metrum.
Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree (RP-Version)
I'm sitting here since today at noon,
I got flamed by another roleplay boon.
I'm wasting my time, got no roleplay for me.
I'm hanging around, make a report of thy
But nothing ever happens – And I wonder.
I make an emote, open willed,
I'm getting countered, I'm getting killed.
I'd like to change his point of view
Talk ends in fighting, he wants me to screw.
So nothing ever happens – And I wonder.
Chorus:
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I'm changing my game – forth and back
I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
Sing: Dub dadadadab didada dadadadab didabda dabdi dida
I'm sitting here, found a roleplay mate
Are making emotes and laugh about fate.
But there's a heavy cloud above our head
We getting fried, our player tag was red.
Well, roleplay never happens – And I wonder.
PvP is not good for me
PvP, I don't want to be in a killing spree.
I'm stepping around, it is always the same
maybe anyhow I'll find another game
And everything might happen – but I wonder.
Chorus:
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I'm changing my game – forth and back
I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see
but all that I can see
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I'm sitting here since today at noon,
I got flamed by another roleplay boon.
I'm wasting my time, got no roleplay for me.
I'm hanging around, make a report of thy
But nothing ever happens – And I wonder.
I make an emote, open willed,
I'm getting countered, I'm getting killed.
I'd like to change his point of view
Talk ends in fighting, he wants me to screw.
So nothing ever happens – And I wonder.
Chorus:
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I'm changing my game – forth and back
I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
Sing: Dub dadadadab didada dadadadab didabda dabdi dida
I'm sitting here, found a roleplay mate
Are making emotes and laugh about fate.
But there's a heavy cloud above our head
We getting fried, our player tag was red.
Well, roleplay never happens – And I wonder.
PvP is not good for me
PvP, I don't want to be in a killing spree.
I'm stepping around, it is always the same
maybe anyhow I'll find another game
And everything might happen – but I wonder.
Chorus:
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I'm changing my game – forth and back
I'm changing, changing, changing, changing, a changing wreck
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
I wonder how, I wonder why
In the past the roleplay respect was real' high
but all that I can see
but all that I can see
but all that I can see is just a player killing spree.
Let us tease these elementals a little like they used to be in the past, shall we? I mean they did it at least once a year I think. Can't be that bad!
I don't find the idea appealing, really I don't. Greenwrath and such?
So where do we lit the fire?
I don't find the idea appealing, really I don't. Greenwrath and such?
So where do we lit the fire?
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