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Dogberry · **04-04-2014, 02:52 PM**

(04-04-2014, 02:36 PM)Melkire Wrote:
(04-04-2014, 01:39 PM)Dogberry Wrote: God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus.

Ahem.

Uh... Yeah.

I had to look this card up, it's been so long.

"Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded."

You bastard, lol.

The caveat here, is that the "would" implies that the opportunity would arise when I was a much younger man with all the sophistication and social graces of a rhesus macaque, and not the sophisticated married gentleman that I am today. Today, I would decline the opportunity as I am a committed man. Back then I'd have taken my three mana and moved on. Of course, this is all based on the conceit that she'd even give me the time of day.

Hiro · **04-04-2014, 03:26 PM**

Man all this tapping and self confidence makes me feel like:

[Image: RCsLalp.jpg]

Except I'm Asian and can't grow facial hair to save my life... T_T

Ignacius · **04-04-2014, 03:53 PM**

Yeah, things are different once you're older. Â At one point, women dated me because my hair was dangerously spiky, my pants were fabulously huge, my shirts were relatively shiny, and my attitude was inconsequentially arrogant.

Now, the women my age are impressed because my hair is shampooed daily, my slacks and shirts are dressy, my job title is moderately impressive, and my income is regular.

Playing bass and still being a bit of a goth helps, but I have a feeling that, if I ever were made a bachelor again, I think I'd be attracting women for completely different reasons. Â Women approaching 30 don't necessarily care if your hair is long, they're more worried about you ruining their credit. Â I suppose I'm different, too. Â My dream woman now always has a college degree and doesn't necessarily need my income.

I'm getting old.

Koninbeor · **04-04-2014, 04:14 PM**

(04-04-2014, 02:34 PM)YuraMira Wrote:
(04-04-2014, 02:12 PM)Hiro Wrote:

Alright, so where is this marriage NPC?
As a girl, I can say, I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day.

As a guy, I can say I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day, either. Not... at... all. If I had the power to make fantasy reality then I'd be set.

Hiro · **04-04-2014, 05:07 PM**

The best part about that picture is when I scroll down to read the actual comments of a post... I get distra-

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