(09-08-2014, 01:03 PM)Dogberry Wrote:(09-08-2014, 12:20 PM)Jezune Wrote:(09-05-2014, 04:06 PM)Dogberry Wrote: And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.
I'm not sure how okay with this I am.
I'm sure there are other people out there willing to perform your ceremony, but I can guarantee you they're not nearly as drunk, lecherous, or belligerent as I am.
Well with those credentials, how could I not go with you?