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Best Drunken Line?

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NordinTheLich NordinTheLich Find all posts by this user Necromancer Posts:26 Joined:Jun 2014 Character:Nordin Reecendo Server:Gilgamesh Reputation: 1 Best Drunken Line? | #1 07-03-2014, 09:29 PM I'm curious, what is the best thing any of your characters have said while drunk or in a dazed state? My personal favorite: "What is that supposed to mean?! Are you calling me a disappointment?! I'll show you a disappointment! ... W-Wait... That's not what I meant..." - Nordin Reecendo - "There is nothing as normal as abnormality; nothing as abnormal as normality." - Nordin Reecendo -

Coatleque Coatleque Find all posts by this user Damaged Goods Posts:1,822 Joined:May 2014 Character:Florence Fishbane(Crofte) Linkshell:N/A Server:Balmung Reputation: 504 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #2 07-03-2014, 09:33 PM "Look Jancis, I'm flying!" ~ while being carried to an inn room. Wiki | Directory | Sketchbook

Warren Castille Warren Castille Find all posts by this user The Arbiter Posts:5,367 Joined:May 2014 Character:Warren Castille Server:Balmung Reputation: 1,118 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #3 07-03-2014, 10:45 PM I wish I could contribute. Warren's too serious business to be funny most of the time an he seldom drinks in public. No fun allowed Wiki | The Grindstone 2018 17 | 16 | 15

Pumpkinweed Pumpkinweed Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website Proprietor & Paranormal Hunter Posts:214 Joined:Nov 2013 Character:Gus Pumpkinweed Linkshell:Piquant Pumpkin Server:Balmung Reputation: 23 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #4 07-03-2014, 10:45 PM "....Coitus?" ===Gus Pumpkinweed's Wiki ===

Zoetrooper Zoetrooper Find all posts by this user Visit this user's website Has a Banana Sticker Posts:224 Joined:Sep 2013 Character:Zolanda Creed Server:Gilgamesh/Balmung Reputation: 17 Timezone:UTC-5 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #5 07-03-2014, 11:43 PM It's not terribly and one liner, and Zach wasn't drunk at the time but I believe it fits as he seems to be making a fool of himself. As per usual. D: Zachree Rowlaux comes stumbling into the quicksand, bumping it railings and having trouble with stairs. His hair is more disheveled than usual.  Smacking his lips together he goes towards the table with the people he can recognize, bumping into a potted plant along the way. Dubah Aodh laughs. Zachree Rowlaux: "Excuse me... plant." Dubah Aodh: "I should join you more often then." Z'annos Nuhn: "By the twelve... Zach. You are half naked." Zachree Rowlaux crawls up into the chair and grabs the fork and knife at the place setting, one in each hand and thumps them against the table, barely able to keep his eyes open. Zachree Rowlaux: "The shirt was too complicated." Z'annos Nuhn sighs. "You're a lost cause."

Elyscia Elyscia Find all posts by this user Sometimes Hyperactive Posts:233 Joined:Dec 2013 Character:Elyscia Rose Linkshell:None Server:Balmung Reputation: 37 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #6 07-04-2014, 12:05 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2014, 08:47 AM by Elyscia.) "Oi! Ye bett'r no' be takin' ah peak'o me fanny when yer down there!" or, when being asked what a 'fanny' is: "F-fah-fanny. Faaah-neee. Me... 'tween me legs!"

Hiro Hiro Find all posts by this user Member Posts:165 Joined:Jan 2014 Character:Hiro Ayami Server:Balmung Reputation: 12 RE: Best Drunken Line? | #7 07-04-2014, 02:34 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2014, 02:34 PM by Hiro.) "This One does not know what Promiscuous One means; This one is most assuredly not drunk" - Hiro, Drunk enough to start speaking Slyph-like (AKA: Sylph Drunk). Hiro's Wiki Page

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