Ciel, wait, it's pinching... look, I know I asked you to help me, but you're being terribly brutal about it; for Twelves' sake, how hard can it be to get a tutu on? No, don't give me that cute look; even you aren't fetching enough to make me forget that sort of pain... and put down that popoto! Wait a moment, is that linkpearl on? Oh, bloody hell.
We might as well get on with this.
Come laugh, come cry, come get something thrown into your eye, or if you're lucky, you could simply join the performers of Eorzea once more for the latest in our recurring show series:
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When: Sunday, April 17th, 3pm EST
Where: The Hermit's Hovel (Outer La Noscea)
(outside the Hovel! OUTSIDE! There's no room for all of us in that little shack, not even if we use the loft! There's not even enough room for a proper... ah, nevermind.)
![[Image: 3602852.jpg]](http://assets-cloud.enjin.com/users/1266293/pics/original/3602852.jpg)
Quri Ayaala
Savo Kesslivang
Mina Rhaal and Ciciru Ciru
Leanne Delphium
Odette Saoirse
Ciel Grayve
Nathan Telluride
Raeje Draeka
Your entirely silly hosts Nathan Telluride and Ciel Grayve invite you and yours to an event that celebrates humor, pranks, slapstick, and all things amusing. Once again, we call to performers across the Balmung community to prepare a 3-8 minute presentation - song, dance, stories, acting - for the following theme:
![[Image: comedynightBANNER.jpeg]](http://oldtownwinchesterva.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/comedynightBANNER.jpeg)
For this theme, we invite parody, humor, jokes, silliness, and all sorts of goofy fun. A little bit of metahumor is welcomed, too - just be sure to keep your Eorzean audience in mind.
- Since our show is meant to be an event open to the general RP community, we ask that our presenters maintain a level of performance that would get no one in terrible trouble. Please keep your offerings to no worse than a "T for Teen" rating. Save the REAL burlesque and the Lenny Bruce / George Carlin tributes for indoors!
- Performances should connect in some way to themes of Generic Fantasy, FFXIV, or even gaming-related metahumor. If you're good enough, you can make it stick, but do keep our Balmung audience in mind. A joke you have to explain is a joke on you as the performer.
- As before, we ask that each artist prepare and give only ONE performance, to allow the event to run in a timely fashion and so that both veterans and new faces alike have a chance to shine. We know that a few of you are pushing the limit as is your nature... and we're watching you, ready to dump $240 Worth of Pudding on you (oh, yeah).
- For everyone's benefit, please have your performance prepared ahead of time, either as macros (hardcore!) or as pre-written lines (NI!) that can be copypasted. We want to laugh at your cleverness, not cry waiting for you to type out an essay by hand!
- We will be using /yell for performances and announcements, as the Hermit's Hovel area is well out of the general way, so prepare accordingly. If we interrupt people enjoying the usual, ah, use of this area, well, that's rather part of the Farce, isn't it?
![[Image: e2410394c5143d9ee9d02a65518531e89e1118a6.jpg]](http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/accimg2/e2/41/e2410394c5143d9ee9d02a65518531e89e1118a6.jpg)
- In observation of the theme, wear your silliest or funniest outfits and colors!
- During performances, as usual, we ask that audience chat that would normally go into /say, /em or /yell be kept in /party chat, and that attendees form into parties to be able to have fun and RP while still allowing others to enjoy the performances.
- We expect to have a 15-20 minute intermission at around the halfway point of the show.
- After the official performances, we will open the stage up for Open Mike One Liners. Our audience members will have a chance to step up and share their best one-line joke (T for Teen rating, and ONE post each, folks!) to continue the spirit of merriment into the afternoon.
Upon the conclusion of our program, we will offer a few final words and thanks from the hosts, and an update of our next show.
Come on out and have a good time, and leave with your sides in stitches. Meet the community, and get to know the people promoting entertainer RP on Balmung, and bump elbows with those who might be your next big RP connections. Pick your own silly walk that takes you to our show, and always obey the Rule of Funny.
![[Image: 15%2B-%2B1]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-w_PhkH9GaJ0/VmU7dPoCssI/AAAAAAAAE60/-ekSC_z6qVs/w506-h601/15%2B-%2B1)
We might as well get on with this.
Come laugh, come cry, come get something thrown into your eye, or if you're lucky, you could simply join the performers of Eorzea once more for the latest in our recurring show series:
A Show of Farce!
When: Sunday, April 17th, 3pm EST
Where: The Hermit's Hovel (Outer La Noscea)
(outside the Hovel! OUTSIDE! There's no room for all of us in that little shack, not even if we use the loft! There's not even enough room for a proper... ah, nevermind.)
Performance Roster: FINAL
Quri Ayaala
Savo Kesslivang
Mina Rhaal and Ciciru Ciru
Leanne Delphium
Odette Saoirse
Ciel Grayve
Nathan Telluride
Raeje Draeka
Your entirely silly hosts Nathan Telluride and Ciel Grayve invite you and yours to an event that celebrates humor, pranks, slapstick, and all things amusing. Once again, we call to performers across the Balmung community to prepare a 3-8 minute presentation - song, dance, stories, acting - for the following theme:
Taken By Farce
For this theme, we invite parody, humor, jokes, silliness, and all sorts of goofy fun. A little bit of metahumor is welcomed, too - just be sure to keep your Eorzean audience in mind.
Guidelines for Performers
- Since our show is meant to be an event open to the general RP community, we ask that our presenters maintain a level of performance that would get no one in terrible trouble. Please keep your offerings to no worse than a "T for Teen" rating. Save the REAL burlesque and the Lenny Bruce / George Carlin tributes for indoors!
- Performances should connect in some way to themes of Generic Fantasy, FFXIV, or even gaming-related metahumor. If you're good enough, you can make it stick, but do keep our Balmung audience in mind. A joke you have to explain is a joke on you as the performer.
- As before, we ask that each artist prepare and give only ONE performance, to allow the event to run in a timely fashion and so that both veterans and new faces alike have a chance to shine. We know that a few of you are pushing the limit as is your nature... and we're watching you, ready to dump $240 Worth of Pudding on you (oh, yeah).
- For everyone's benefit, please have your performance prepared ahead of time, either as macros (hardcore!) or as pre-written lines (NI!) that can be copypasted. We want to laugh at your cleverness, not cry waiting for you to type out an essay by hand!
- We will be using /yell for performances and announcements, as the Hermit's Hovel area is well out of the general way, so prepare accordingly. If we interrupt people enjoying the usual, ah, use of this area, well, that's rather part of the Farce, isn't it?
Notices for All Attendees
- In observation of the theme, wear your silliest or funniest outfits and colors!
- During performances, as usual, we ask that audience chat that would normally go into /say, /em or /yell be kept in /party chat, and that attendees form into parties to be able to have fun and RP while still allowing others to enjoy the performances.
- We expect to have a 15-20 minute intermission at around the halfway point of the show.
- After the official performances, we will open the stage up for Open Mike One Liners. Our audience members will have a chance to step up and share their best one-line joke (T for Teen rating, and ONE post each, folks!) to continue the spirit of merriment into the afternoon.
Upon the conclusion of our program, we will offer a few final words and thanks from the hosts, and an update of our next show.
Come on out and have a good time, and leave with your sides in stitches. Meet the community, and get to know the people promoting entertainer RP on Balmung, and bump elbows with those who might be your next big RP connections. Pick your own silly walk that takes you to our show, and always obey the Rule of Funny.
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."
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