Highlander farmgirl finds parents murdered, runs away from home, takes up the sword and becomes incredibly edgy along the way. Later discovers the true power of being a social creature.
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03-17-2017, 02:19 PM
Ex-hooker robs employer and goes on a roadtrip.
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03-20-2017, 08:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2017, 08:44 AM by Lady Whiteraven.)
I was listening to the Labyrinth soundtrack on my way to work and I immediately thought of the worst way to position that film and figured I'd share it here.
Labyrinth: "Wealthy older man with fetish for feathers and tight pants steals a small boy to win the affections of an underage girl." |
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03-20-2017, 04:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2017, 04:20 PM by Faith Sauveterre.)
One for Each Muse
Faith Sauveterre Foreigner Adventurer from another land cause that is completely original Maetikoel Syhrkoensyn Miqo'te tries to be a Roegydyn Ashlyn Blake 20 and Pregnant Simon Areobuck Sick person demands to be treated like a normal person Nobutsune Naeuri Bullies from another country invaded home and killed the family you were supposed to protect...BEST GUARDIAN EVER Winter Choir Is Classy as Fuck Romoka Diraoka Crack is Wack! S'kenta Tia Kicked out of home by bullies. Kind of Bitter, but sort of over it BONUS W'rauqi Tia Forgiveness? Nah Bad People Die cause who cares about them |
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03-20-2017, 04:52 PM
I think I've done Fe'lanah in here somewhere before, but I guess I'll update it for the other two characters.
Duke Rhett: Insanely rich man claiming to come from mythical lands, likes tricking people. A'ih: Clingy Miqo'te servant trained in self-control following an irrational concept of debt. Myrrh Redleaf: Traumatized adolescent acts as professional crook with a bare minimum of morals. |
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03-20-2017, 06:45 PM
Purple cat pisses everyone off.
...On second thought, that's a perfect description. |
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04-14-2017, 11:20 PM
Kid from smarty pants family is comparably dumb. Angst and competition ensue. Kid sets out to make a name for themself in Big City by being a Potion Person. Doesn't make name. Obtains alcohol. Becomes almost 30 with no mate or kids. Cries at home a lot and sorta turns into a prickly asshole. May or may not sell unregulated alchemy stuff to seedy characters to make ends meet.
Newly resubbed to FF, newly transferred to Balmung, newly attempting RP. Send help. |
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04-15-2017, 02:20 AM
Small child aspires to become vagrant axe-murderer, succeeds.
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04-15-2017, 03:29 AM
Solenne: Former heretic-smuggler attempts to conquer the world.
Michaux: Recovering drug addict makes bad choices forever. Tatsu: Full-time cutie is actually a genius and would be really lethal if she wasn't so busy being nice all the time. Bast: He knows all your secrets. All of them. That is all. Lucien: Former shithead runs afoul of Elementals and loses autonomy, gains new personality. Bren'li: Acrobat-turned-assassin gives up everything for love. Nahla: Smol moon catte has promising future in music but prefers to steal shit. Noriyasu: Everything was going great until his best friend killed him. Michaux Vidal - Oyuna Qestir - Tatsu Kaisuri
Arnvi Sunblade - Noriyasu Kuroda - Lucien Lemaire - Bren'li Arhys
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04-15-2017, 10:16 AM
Sayuri Kanno: "Oh boohoo, everyone you knew is dead!" (Rocket Racoon voice)
Claire Hargrave: Odd girl gets picked on in orphanage, enacts revenge by throwing oatmeal and building some really cool shit. Alexa Rose: So... you have the implanted memories of someone you may or may not be, except those memories were false, your ex-girlfriend got split into three different people, and your former Master made Victor Frankenstein look quaint by comparison. Also; voidsent. |
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04-15-2017, 02:03 PM
And lo' did Nymeia gaze down upon the newborn, and did declare 'you're gonna have a bad time'.
AKA. Catboy rolls druid. Forgets to put points into wisdom. |
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04-19-2017, 05:16 AM
Scrapper catte continues to get hurt trying to climb the tall races.
"When we all fall down, who will take the blame?" Server: Balmung Timezone: EDT (Eastern Day Time) IC Tumblr | Character profiles (WIP)| Art Blog |
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04-21-2017, 02:22 PM
J'loh Tia: Proud son of hooker assassin fails his way to the lowest-middle.
Geofferaut Derosiers: Wouldn't Dexter and Hannibal Lecter be even cooler with negative charisma stats and a religious zealot supporting cast? No? Damn. |
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04-22-2017, 09:06 AM
Panther:
Panter.exe has stopped responding. Troubleshoot to find the error? |
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