
((I'm sorry Verad.))
Verad stretched from his kneeling position amongst his dubious wares in Pearl Lane. He smiled as he took stock, noting each and every ware. How many. What condition. He stroked his grizzled face and ran his fingers through his beard once as he finished his survey. He gave a chuckle as he moved into the Quicksand to start trying to sell his wares.
He grabbed a brochure made of parchment paper detailing his cactu-puncture service as well as a pouch containing Imitation-But-Actually-Real-Pyrite Fool’s Gold as well as Fool’s Gil-on-a-Chain-for-When-You-Just-Don’t-Have-Enough-Of-The-Real-Thing.
He noticed a few characters and when some approached him, he gave a big dubious grin. He spread his arms wide, detailing the wonders of each special ware. He enthusiastically showed one wide-eyed Lalafell the cactu-puncture brochure saying, “It’ll distract you from your current worries! You’ll think about other pains instead of the ones forever troubling you!â€
The Lalafell actually took him up on the service and ended up screaming at Verad as he ran away after paying Verad for the service, “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!â€
Verad stretched from his kneeling position amongst his dubious wares in Pearl Lane. He smiled as he took stock, noting each and every ware. How many. What condition. He stroked his grizzled face and ran his fingers through his beard once as he finished his survey. He gave a chuckle as he moved into the Quicksand to start trying to sell his wares.
He grabbed a brochure made of parchment paper detailing his cactu-puncture service as well as a pouch containing Imitation-But-Actually-Real-Pyrite Fool’s Gold as well as Fool’s Gil-on-a-Chain-for-When-You-Just-Don’t-Have-Enough-Of-The-Real-Thing.
He noticed a few characters and when some approached him, he gave a big dubious grin. He spread his arms wide, detailing the wonders of each special ware. He enthusiastically showed one wide-eyed Lalafell the cactu-puncture brochure saying, “It’ll distract you from your current worries! You’ll think about other pains instead of the ones forever troubling you!â€
The Lalafell actually took him up on the service and ended up screaming at Verad as he ran away after paying Verad for the service, “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!â€