Felis Mi'qotus is your taxonomical nomenclature.
An endothermic biped, omnivorous by nature.
Your visual, auditory, and olfactory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations
A singular development of Mi'qote communications
That obviates a certain hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your ears to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential to your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
My Mi'qote friends, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array
Though I may question your sanity I hope you'll comprehend
I nonetheless consider you my true and valued friends.
- Almost 100% cribbed from Data's Ode to Spot from Star Trek: TNG
An endothermic biped, omnivorous by nature.
Your visual, auditory, and olfactory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations
A singular development of Mi'qote communications
That obviates a certain hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your ears to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential to your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
My Mi'qote friends, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array
Though I may question your sanity I hope you'll comprehend
I nonetheless consider you my true and valued friends.
- Almost 100% cribbed from Data's Ode to Spot from Star Trek: TNG
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