(08-06-2014, 03:50 PM)Coatleque Wrote: Alright, time for the more important questions.
1.) Do they claw the furniture?
2.) Do they like getting their chins scratched?
3.) Do they raise their ass in the air if you touch the base of their tail?
4.) Do they bury their poo in sand?
5.) Do they run when you spray water at them?
6.) When they leave the Quicksand do they often turn around and come right back in?
7.) Do they sleep on things you're trying to read?
8.) When given an expensive toy you bought, do they instead prefer to play with a dead leaf that just blew inside?
1.) No, but he'll use a dagger if he thinks something important is inside.
2.) Yes, but you didn't hear this from me.
3.) See question two.
4.) Come on, he's a little more civilized then that!
5.) No, but he might try to knock it out of your hands.
6.) Not usually.
7.) He does this to himself. The amount of documents ruined by drool are higher then he can count.
8.) No. He has expensive tastes. Civilized cat is civilized.
I'm better than you.
