
(08-07-2014, 10:22 AM)Dogberry Wrote: Ah, Philly, you mean the town whose biggest hero is a fictional boxer who lost the match?
Exactly. We're made out of bitter hate and resentment. Alcohol just makes us burn hotter.
(08-07-2014, 10:25 AM)Coatleque Wrote:(08-07-2014, 10:20 AM)Warren Castille Wrote: ... each alcoholier than the last.
I shouldn't have, but I laughed.
[edit]: Also, philadelphians don't even like Philadelphia. It may look green right now, but in another month it will be a grey and twisted wasteland choked with graffiti and coal dust.
I'm not proud to admit it, but I stole the premise of the joke right from a Penny Arcade comic.